Here's something awkward.
20 seconds ago:
Mom: Uh, Tiff, you know when you froze the computer and you needed us to fix it while you went to work?
Me: Mm-hmm.
Mom: What site were you on this morning?
Me: Uh...a Broadway site.
Mom: Because it was only the MS-Word that was frozen and dad said not to restart the computer, and he opened a site with some naked men lined up on the left side of the screen and one looks like that guy on your Sex and the City DVD.
Me: You were looking that closely?
Mom: You know what I'm talking about?
Me: Uh, no Mom. No.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
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Updated On: 11/26/04 at 01:38 AM