I grow a decent beard, but I'll be honest and admit that in the show it was enhanced a bit with mascara. I felt like a phony but it was important that the effect of the beard translate to the folks sitting far away.
THAT DANCE CLASS WAS AWESOME! tiff woulda loved Teacher, a silly gay Chinese guy carrying a stick and obsessively dousing himself in cologne.
this was maybe a year ago. I've been in NY since January, but did return to CA for the summer to share my gifts and talents with campfuls of 6-11 year olds. you may laugh, but without me those kids would never know the meaning of such terms as "11-o-clock number" or "colagen injection".
As for the lipstick, who are you people to judge me? I was wearing it because it makes me feeel better!
"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys."
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep.
Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse,
till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers
Updated On: 11/29/04 at 01:16 AM