Oh god, I don't want to be the dreaded obeso-folk. Did you read about my date from hell? (Who, by the way, I saw at school again today.) Paunchy asshole said, I was "cute but kinda chubby". Asshole! I'm a size 6!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell