Ellie! You know people from Vancouver? They look normal right? With minimal frost bite or underarm hair?
Ellie gets the first name because Claire Eleanor doesn't sound right. A one-syllable name sounds better following a 3-syllable name. When it's one or two-syllables though, it doesn't really matter.
And sweetie, I won't ditch ya for hte smoking thread! Can't I be a social butterfly? *flit flit flit*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell