I'm at home, nia. my computer is fixed for the most part. i still have limited access, but I'm here now!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Fixed? (The computer, not Guid himself. That might impair Shub and Tiff) So you're really back? And what kind of limited access?
It's fixed! It's fixed! *does happy dance* Why just limited access?
I want everything to be in working order.
we're doing a full virus overhaul on it...so I don't get to use the internet very much so as to not get any new ones.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Shub, if you want working order, I'm free tonight...
Guido, stay away from Tiff. She's got a pretty nasty virus that you just might catch during your 'reunion'.
umm...I'll take that chance, Nia.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Shubie, I'll do just about anything. I've got silk sheets and a whip, whatever appeals to you.
How about a giant vanilla and chocolate sundae with a brownie, chocolate sauce, and whipped cream?
Ignore Som, Guido baby. She's just ungrateful and jealous, even though I offered you to her (or is it her to YOU?) for times I'm not around. If I'm not giving, I don't know what I am. Then again, it appears from the emoticon on the other thread that you're more of the giver, no?
indeed sweetie..."give, give, give...all you do is give."
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Tiff, learn to love the scroll function. I'm all over naked sundaes with my sex goddess Shub, I was just trying to warn a friend. Guid, take care.
I'll keep that in mind, Nia. You sexy little thang.
Wow, now that's a sexual experience I wouldn't mind actually trying. Of course, I'd be too busy eating to actually do anything sexual, but that's besides the point.
I am off. Good night, everyone!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Shub, there's plenty to eat and I'm sure I would enjoy it... sweet dreams (of me).
Guido, be nice to the two of us and Shub might share.
using food is fun, when done right. (not that I'd know)
Hey, hey, hey. Who said I was sharing Guido with Shub?
nobody...Shubby is partaking in a Nia sundae.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Guido did, Tiff. I mean, licking chocolate sauce off of hot women or your stinky ass, what else would he pick?
Oh, oh. Okay. Nia needs anything she can get. I understand.
However, due to her attitude I'm revoking her Carnal Access to Guido privileges. Unless there's a gun to your head and it's between her and bg2.
god bless being the only adult-ish straight man online right now!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Tiff, the way you phrased that made it sound like Guido was 'anything you can get', or some kind of last resort... I think he deserves someone who will treat him a little better.
*places dollar bill in belt loop* all you can eat for under a buck.
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