I like the squeezie cheese, the kind where it's in the can and you push the thing and it comes out. Do you mean by cheese in a can, like the kind with a can opener? Because if you do that would be really interesting. It would be all round and stuff. or do you mean the kind you squeeze?
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)