buy me the plane ticket love.
see nobiz! i told you, he's just trying to make conversation, seeing as he's from joliet and all. he doesn't hate you, although he might now if he think you don't wanna tell him your city because you think he's a child molester.
(wow, now's the time of night to start planting seeds of hysteria)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
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