Can the teenagers (and twentysomethings) please angst?- Page 75

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 11:38pm

1. Nicole (Nikki)
2. 19
3. NY
4. Single
5. "Men are like Kleenex. They are soft, strong, and disposable."
6. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. (not a riddle, but hell)
7. Soph
8. None
9. Millie or Movin' Out
10. I don't know how to post pictures.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 11:40pm

1. Name (first name)
Tiffany

2. Age
20-something

3. Location ("here" is not a location)
Vancouver

4. Relationship status
Single. Desolate. Alone. Watching reruns of Sex and the City. While single, desolate and alone. Save for a box of chocolates.

5. Fill in the blanks. "Men are like ______. They ______."

Men are like hardwood floors. Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them forever.

6. Funniest stupid riddle you can think of.

Why was the little Egyptian boy confused? Because his daddy was a mummy!

7. Grade/year in college
4th year of college. Criminology major. (Four years of college and plenty of knowledge have bought me this useless degree!)

8. Work?
Criminology student, immigration officer at the airport, production assistant for film and TV, some time rockclimbing instructor.

9. Least favorite Broadway show.
Beauty and the Beast. It was okay, but not that hot.

10. One thing you want people to know about you.
I actually have a life away from this board, although my constant presence here may lead you to think otherwise.

[insomniak]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 11:46pm

1. Name (first name)
Meh. I don't like my name. Nia is prettier and Ak is fun, I wish I could change it to one of those. (seriously)

2. Age
Old enough to know better than to post it online. Anyone can see it.

3. Location ("here" is not a location)
Ohio.

4. Relationship status
Single.

5. Fill in the blanks. "Men are like ______. They ______."
Men are like Crayons. They look bright, then you try to use them but they really don't work well.

6. Funniest stupid riddle you can think of.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, bitch.

7. Grade/year in college
_____________

8. Work?
Staring at the ceiling

9. Least favorite Broadway show.
The Lion King.

10. One thing you want people to know about you.
I can never think of interesting things to say when people ask me to think of them.

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 11:48pm

Miss Shrbt, is that you in your avatar?

Nia- I love your first name! I think it's so pretty!

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 11:49pm

Yep, it is :)

[Ellie3]

Posted: 10/30/04 at 11:50pm

1. Eleanor.
2. 18
3. CT
4. Single, but on the hunt. Nearly said game, (not just yet)
5. Men are like nuns. They have bad habits. (dreadful, but hey)
6. I'll get back to ya ('k I won't)
7. Just beginning the long road of college/job/retire/die
8. My last job gutting fishes put me off employment
9. I have no desire to see Movin'Out
10.I get mistaken for a younger Elle McPherson ALL the time!

And that's it. Exciting stuff, huh?

Updated On: 10/30/04 at 11:50 PM

[nobizlikeshobiz]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 12:00am

name- Jane Elizabeth, Janie, or just Jane
age-14
location- Illinois
relationship status-I'm "going out" with someone but, yah we're not going to get married
men are like pennies. they're two-faced and worthless
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair? :
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Well Duh! The outside of the Cat of course!
grade- ummm I'm actually in eigth grade, so yah
work- well, I have to go to school, and I soprt of act on the side
least favorite show- the lion king!
thing you want people to know- I'm not as sditzy as I sound, I'm just not good with sentences! and this is two things, but when I say omg, I mean Oh my goodness, because thou shall not take the name of the lord your god in vain.

:)

[lovettespies]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 12:00am

Good night/ morning(my computer clock says it's exactly 12) everyone, I have to get up early for a tap class, but I'll be back later. Happy posting in my absence.

[nobizlikeshobiz]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 12:01am

bye lovette!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 1:20am

nobiz - you win for the best "men are like..." statement. that had me giggling for a stupidly long amount of time.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 1:19am

I need to angst...The Nightmare Before Christmas is on TV and they've slowed down the songs ridiculously...

[OneBlazeOfGlory]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 1:23am

1. Name (first name)
Kyle

2. Age
turning 16 in December

3. Location ("here" is not a location)
Dallas area

4. Relationship status
I HAD a girlfriend before I moved to TX, but the world hates me, so now I am all alone in preps-ville.

5. Fill in the blanks. "Men are like ______. They ______."
Eh I can't exactly argue with other answers, but I myself won't contribute...

6. Funniest stupid riddle you can think of.
Why does Eminem have an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

7. Grade/year in college
10th

8. Work?
I work at PetsMart on the weekends hehe

9. Least favorite Broadway show.
Hmmmmm I'm not sure. Not much of a 42nd street kind of a guy but it's still okay.

10. One thing you want people to know about you.
Once I'm out of school, you WILL see my name in a Broadway Playbill

[nobizlikeshobiz]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 1:25am

you work at petsmart?? omg, that is so cool!! Do you get to play with the hamsters?

[Delphine]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 1:34am

Okay, I'm kinda late, but Shrbt, you're GORGEOUS!

[insomniak]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 1:36am

Will you sign that playbill for me, Glory?

Shrbt is beautiful. *turns a shade of green that Idina envies*

[musicalmjk]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 1:46am

here I go at this thing
1. Martin
2. 19
3. Virginia
4. none, I have no life at college being a double major kicks the crap out of you
5. I could say alot but I will hold my tongue
Men are like poop. Sometimes they are messy, smelly and it may hurt but it feels good to get it out.
6. one of my favorites, why did the chicken cross the playground? ... to get to the other slide
7. second year
8. well no, again with being a double major
9. Annie, because i grew up watching the movie from the 80's which is nothing like the stage show
10. well im a double major if you hadn't already guessed. as of now its in English and History and want to become a high school teacher after im done

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 1:50am

*blushes* Thank you!

[B.B. Wolf]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 2:09am

1. Nuh-uh
2. 20's
3. NYC
4. married
5. Men are like dogs, they hump the closest orifice. Or a leg. Whatever they see first.
6. You're in a room with no windows or doors. But, you're not alone. Bambi's mother is there. How do you get out?
You use the doe.
7. college grad, thanks.
8. Actor
9. Wonderful Town: it's okay, it just doesn't cut my Broadway standards
10. I love scotch. Scotchy, scotchy, scotch.

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 6:15am

1. Name (first name)
My real first name is Charles, but I go by Ed. (my middle name is Edouard)

2. Age
I'll be a quarter of a century in February

3. Location ("here" is not a location)
Ohio

4. Relationship status
sorta single-ish....currently betrothed to the best woman ever, Tiff.

5. Fill in the blanks. "Men are like ______. They ______."
Umm I don't wanna

6. Funniest stupid riddle you can think of.
hmm...I'm not too big on riddles.

7. Grade/year in college
graduate, twice

8. Work?
my main source of income is as a DJ during weekends. I also am a voice instructor and actor

9. Least favorite Broadway show.
Any of the old classics....I'm not real fond of any of them.

10. One thing you want people to know about you.

I am the best hugger/kisser/cuddler on the planet.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 6:18am

broadwayguy2 likes number 10!

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 6:19am

ah Joseph, my boy...you are too much.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 6:36am

hahahahaha

[insomniak]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 10:20am

insomniak finds it annoying when bg2 refers to himself in third person and requests that he stop.

Guido, what day in Feburary? I'm a Valentine baby.

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 10:52am

1. Name (first name)
Alex

2. Age
about to turn-

3. Location ("here" is not a location)
NJ

4. Relationship status
Not gonna happen for a loooong while.

5. Fill in the blanks. "Men are like ______. They ______."
I can't think of anything for this. I like the other answers.

6. Funniest stupid riddle you can think of.
Why are giraffes necks so long?
So it will reach it's head!

7. Grade/year in college
Middle School

8. Work?
No

9. Least favorite Broadway show.
I haven't seen a show I didn't like, but I can't say I'm too fond of the Phantom of the Opera recording.

10. One thing you want people to know about you.
I'm very sarcastic, insecure, paranoid, and really love this board (for many, many reasons). Updated On: 10/31/04 at 10:52 AM

[TheaterGeek91]

Posted: 10/31/04 at 2:19pm

1. Name (first name)
None

2. Age
I'm a spring chicken

3. Location ("here" is not a location)
Midwest

4. Relationship status
Single.

5. Fill in the blanks. "Men are like ______. They ______."
Men are like slinkies. Useless, but amusing to watch when they fall down the stairs.

6. Funniest stupid riddle you can think of.
Q: What did the pencil say to the pen?
A: Silly! Pencils can't talk!

7. Grade/year in college
I go to school.

8. Work?
If I worked it would be breaking child labor laws.

9. Least favorite Broadway show.
Cats. Ugh.

10. One thing you want people to know about you.
I'm a dork.