I'm sorry. I probably should have mentioned that I'm single and lonely. Que pasa?
Lael, I decided last night that I don't ever have bad vocabulary - I simply have a new language of my own. If Nicole Kidman gets one, I do too.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell