Cheney Declares Himself the Newest National Monument
Cheney Declares Himself the Newest National Monument
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#1Cheney Declares Himself the Newest National Monument
Posted: 7/3/07 at 8:24pm
July 3, 2007 - In a bold new strategy aimed at avoiding a congressional subpoena, Vice President Dick Cheney today declared himself a national monument.
Cheney took the unorthodox step only after failing in his attempt to invoke a little-known legal principle called the separation of Cheney and state.
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Monument to What?
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#2re: Cheney Declares Himself the Newest National Monument
Posted: 7/3/07 at 8:33pm
Thats a Good Dick Cheney story. But I like this one better.
Cheney Returns To Camp Crystal Lake
CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ—Reports of a shadowy figure in the woods and heavy breathing heard in the night, coupled with a recent series of grisly murders, have generated rumors that U.S. Vice-President Dick Cheney has returned to terrorize the counselors at Camp Crystal Lake, sources reported Friday.
Camp Crystal Lake, the site of many recent as-yet-unsolved murders.
"I knew it'd been too quiet around here," camp caretaker Ephram Magritte, 67, said between sips from his flask. "Things were just starting to get back to normal. Then that carload of kids had to go have a drinking party at the lake last Friday. When two of them went missing, people started up again, saying Cheney was back. We don't need that kind of talk. Stirs up trouble. Scares off customers."
Four hours later, Magritte was found hanging from a tree, his brass-handled cane protruding from his eye socket.
Although some locals say the deaths prove that Cheney has returned to Camp Crystal Lake, most residents remain skeptical.
"Dick Cheney? No, sir, Dick Cheney is dead," general-store owner Doug Leffert said as he packed groceries into a box. "Last person to see Cheney alive was Tommy Williams, the feller that killed him. Yeah, blew him up. Knocked him down with a propane tank and shot it. Heck of an explosion. Burned down the mess hall, too. All anyone found left of Cheney was his eyeglasses."
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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30709
I think we all know someone here will fall for this, hook,line, and sinker!
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Updated On: 7/3/07 at 08:33 PM
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