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"Christian" Phone Company Doesn't Like Homosexuality "Pushed Down Our Throat"

They don't know I have Jesus on my speed dial...

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Conservative Phone Company Exploits Wedge Issues for Profit

Company Attempts to Capitalize on Country's Culture Wars

By JAKE TAPPER and GEOFFREY BENNETT

June 7, 2005 — The newest battle in the culture wars is being waged on the telephone lines. In a departure from the standard telemarketing calls aimed at selling long distance service, United American Technology has taken telemarketing to a whole new level.

The Oklahoma-based long distance carrier, which describes itself as a Christian conservative company, is seeking like-minded customers by bad-mouthing bigger rivals for their "sinful" behavior.

"Our base, which would be a conservative base, really does not like the same-sex marriage that has been pushed down our throat," UAT consultant Carl Thompson told ABC News.

UAT niche markets its service by railing against Internet pornography, homosexuality, and then criticizing competing phone companies it claims promote both.

Many major corporations — ranging from huge hotel chains to telecommunications firms that carry cable television and Internet services — have profited, in one form or another, from adult entertainment.

Likewise, many corporations have either contributed to politicians or organizations that support gay rights, or have implemented diversity programs. Both changes in corporate culture have rankled socially conservative organizations.

"Lots of marketers — from these people to Pepsi — are trying to create a reason to choose their commodity brand over another, and I guess the culture wars are as good a reason as any," said Bob Garfield, advertising critic for Advertising Age magazine.

Corporations are increasingly embracing political positions that cater to a specific clientele. The San Francisco-based Working Assets Long Distance, for instance, markets itself as a liberal long distance phone company and says it has raised more than $47 million for progressive causes.

Other corporations change policies because they smell potential profits. Coors Brewing Company, once a major supporter of conservative causes, even went so far as to employ someone to market specifically to gay and lesbian customers. Her name: Mary Cheney, the daughter of the vice president.

But some say UAT takes its politics too far. New York City comedian Eugene Mirman was so astonished by a UAT call he received, he recorded it. Mirman believes he was contacted — as something of a joke — because he donated $51 to the 1996 presidential campaign of Republican Alan Keyes.

"I got a phone call," Mirman said. "It was a recording and it said: 'Hi, I'm the mother of three, and I don't support gay marriage. If you don't support gay marriage press one.'...

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re: 'Christian' Phone Company Doesn't Like Homosexuality 'Pushed Down Our T

Jesus called me on my Cell phone! No roaming charges were incurred!...He Beeped me, he faxed me, he e-mailed my soul!

re: 'Christian' Phone Company Doesn't Like Homosexuality 'Pushed Down Our T

And for the record, I don't really care to have homosexuality shoved down my throat either, but I do enjoy shoving it down someone else's....
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re: 'Christian' Phone Company Doesn't Like Homosexuality 'Pushed Down Our T

Why do they always use the erotic metaphors? "We don't like homosexuality stuffed down our throats, and pushed in and out and in deeper and deeper until it swells and squirts its immoral lifestyle into our gullet."

"Why do they have to shove it into our faces?"

"Why do they have to push their homosexuality past our sphincters?"

It's ENDLESS.
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re: 'Christian' Phone Company Doesn't Like Homosexuality 'Pushed Down Our T

It's the "K" sound that makes it funny, PJ! Sphincter- Funny! Tuchas (SP)- Funny! Butt? Not so funny.

But I think Neil missed a couple twists-- Old fashioned words are funny too, or childlike words in an adult conversation. So "Arsehole" or "Heiney" would work for the punchline here too.

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