City Slickers

[Seany]

Posted: 9/15/04 at 1:38am

Hey, who else loves this movie?

I think it's one of the funniest.

Posted: 9/15/04 at 1:38am

"My ass hurts just watching this."

A truly great cast and a FUN script!

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 9/15/04 at 7:38am

"the cows could tape something by now"

Genius.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/15/04 at 2:49pm

I crap bigger'n you.

Posted: 9/15/04 at 2:54pm

Great gobs of goose-sh*t!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 9/15/04 at 6:23pm

Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place
- Mitch



Yes! Great movie!

[suddenlyseymour]

Posted: 9/15/04 at 7:13pm

When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?" By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions?

Posted: 9/15/04 at 7:15pm

My partner has used this monologue before - it is one of the funnier ones I've ever heard!

"Your life is a do-over."