Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
Why is Flavor Flav being roasted? Whywell?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Because Tiffany "New York" Patterson needs to be on yet another television show.
That talentless, infantile boob deserves to actually be roasted...over an open flame.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
Not that I'm going to watch this but I heard a radio commercial for it that had a couple of good laughs.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
Damn, I've never seen a roast, so I guess I wasn't prepared, but this ish is brutal!
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
That was nothing. A few years back, Jeff Ross once said "How does Courtney Love look WORSE than Kurt Cobain?" Bahahaha it was hilarious. One of the most jawdropping things I've ever seen at one of those roasts.
yeah that was said at pam anderson's roast. my hubby says flavor flav was a founding member of Public Enemy. i'm not a hip hop/rap fan so i had no clue who he was.
I heard some of it on the radio today, and was in tears!!!
"I've never roasted a greasy cadaver before"
"you look like a turd with teeth"
"You're what Magic Johnson should have looked like by now."
"Enough with the clock. We get it. You haven't had to be anywhere for 15 years now."
i watched it last night. i love the comedy central roasts.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
"How do you roast charcoal?"
Everything George Takei last year at William Shatner's roast:
GEORGE TAKEI: It smells like **** in here....I think.
and
GEORGE TAKEI: All night long, I've had to stare at that tangled, sticky, messy clump of fur....Farrah, please close your legs!
i loved the other roasts (especially betty white and bea arthur) but i cannot stand flavor flav, should i watch? maybe i can just fast forward his part at the end.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
what's wrong with flavor flav? i have not followed his workwell.
let's just say that he's no acting icon like pamela anderson or william shatner. oh.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Broadway Star Joined: 4/21/07
this has the makings of classic tv. seriously!
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