Congratulations Snooki!!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/26/12 at 12:05pm

Everybody's favorite Oompa Loompa, Nicole "Snooki" Paparazzi, who has been infanticipating for two seasons of the beloved hit, "Jersey Shore," has finally given birth to a baby human boy. Little Lorenzo Dominic Sambuca Juicehead Moozarell LaValle weighed six pounds, five ounces, or roughly the equivalent of 925 shots.

Updated On: 8/26/12 at 12:05 PM

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/26/12 at 12:10pm

Heres a picture of the little darling

Updated On: 8/26/12 at 12:10 PM

[StockardFan]

Posted: 8/26/12 at 12:56pm

OMG, you guys are too funny!

[tazber]

Posted: 8/26/12 at 1:03pm

Congrats! I've was waiting for this to buy stock in Hawaiian Tropic.

Updated On: 8/26/12 at 01:03 PM

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/26/12 at 1:42pm

Did he come out fist first?

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/26/12 at 8:11pm

Heard the doctor punched him to get him crying.