Could you survive prison?
#3
Posted: 2/14/08 at 3:32pm
Taxpayer-provided Starbucks? Prison would be a breeze.
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#4
Posted: 2/14/08 at 3:34pm
As long as I had a hot cellmate I think I would be good
#5
Posted: 2/14/08 at 3:35pm
Is the prison cell bigger than the average NYC studio apartment?
#7
Posted: 2/14/08 at 3:44pm
"Is the prison cell bigger than the average NYC studio apartment?"
Is that a studio below 42nd Street or above?
Is that a studio below 42nd Street or above?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#9
Posted: 2/14/08 at 4:11pm
Goth you'd accept getting tortured in exchange for Starbucks? What's your order?- this is one deal I won't pass up- go ahead, order the Venti. It's worth it.
#10
Posted: 2/14/08 at 6:57pm
cruel.....you could not......and I'll leave it at that
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#12
Posted: 2/14/08 at 7:59pm
Let's see, if Scott Peterson was my cellmate, it would be a breeze. The question is whether Scott could survive with ME as his cellmate!
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#13
Posted: 2/14/08 at 9:23pm
no
actually, i take that back. i survived cornell psych. that was basically prison with less privaleges.
actually, i take that back. i survived cornell psych. that was basically prison with less privaleges.
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Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
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Updated On: 2/14/08 at 09:23 PM
#14
Posted: 2/14/08 at 9:26pm
I would rather go to prison than have to deal with having body hair in the places the man in that picture does.
Eww!
Eww!
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#15
Posted: 2/15/08 at 10:59am
I'd install a turnstile and a number system--we can do this boys, no need for shivs and shanks.
#16
Posted: 2/15/08 at 1:00pm
The best crime deterent I ever had was visiting a prison.
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