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Posted: 7/17/08 at 8:01pm
BY ARTHUR MACSHANE
Cruel_Sandwich, the four-time Heisman Trophy fullback for the Philadelphia Trolleyhorses, was released from jail today on a $5,000 bail. Sandwich, 46, who had been arrested for assault chages stemming from an arguement over the Pulitzer Prize winning novel THE DARK KNIGHT, is due to be arraigned on August 1st in Broadwayworld Criminal Court.
Officers described Sandwich as "willing to cooperate with the police" but expressed bafflement over the poster keeling over and actually being pronounced dead for a full 12 and a half minutes. He was able to use an Enchantment Spell picked up by playing World of Warcraft in an attempt to rouse himself back to life. Officer Ezra Pound remarks, "It was certainly a strange sight but it wasn't completely unexpected. I'm just glad noone got hurt."
Sandwich has released a statement relating to the incident through his publicist. "This incident has shown me that I am completely out of control with my addiction to movies and internet usage. I am immediately going to start rehabilitation (Well...only after seeing The Dark Knight first) in order to pick up the ashes from my life. I wish to apologize to DG, who is entitled to whatever opinion he would like, and to rosscoe(au) for disrupting the peace of a thread whose existence I simply did not agree with."
Cruel_Sandwich, the four-time Heisman Trophy fullback for the Philadelphia Trolleyhorses, was released from jail today on a $5,000 bail. Sandwich, 46, who had been arrested for assault chages stemming from an arguement over the Pulitzer Prize winning novel THE DARK KNIGHT, is due to be arraigned on August 1st in Broadwayworld Criminal Court.
Officers described Sandwich as "willing to cooperate with the police" but expressed bafflement over the poster keeling over and actually being pronounced dead for a full 12 and a half minutes. He was able to use an Enchantment Spell picked up by playing World of Warcraft in an attempt to rouse himself back to life. Officer Ezra Pound remarks, "It was certainly a strange sight but it wasn't completely unexpected. I'm just glad noone got hurt."
Sandwich has released a statement relating to the incident through his publicist. "This incident has shown me that I am completely out of control with my addiction to movies and internet usage. I am immediately going to start rehabilitation (Well...only after seeing The Dark Knight first) in order to pick up the ashes from my life. I wish to apologize to DG, who is entitled to whatever opinion he would like, and to rosscoe(au) for disrupting the peace of a thread whose existence I simply did not agree with."
Updated On: 7/17/08 at 08:01 PM
