I have an obsesstion with douches. I think it's the funniest thing - still.
Senior year in high school we did a small "awards" ceremony for my friends and I - purely out of boredom - for best actor, actress, etc. - and they were all rediculous awards - but we took douches (the ones with the long nozzles), emptied them, screwed on the nozzle, and spray painted them gold. Then we got a label maker with gold tape and typed the names, and stuck it to the gold douch.
I still proudly have my Golden Douche Award on my bookshelf. Really classy.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson