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#1

Da Bears!

Ok, so we pulled it out of a hat in the Fourth Quarter, but the Bears are for real!

Go Bears!

Updated On: 10/17/06 at 11:11 AM

#2

re: Da Bears!

Is Marcia Brady head cheerleader yet?

...and you're asking for this to turn dirty with that arse comment, brd :)
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#3

re: Da Bears!

Changed it to hat - I failed my team by going to bed before the end of the game last night!
#4

re: Da Bears!

The Cardinals are pathetic !
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
#5

re: Da Bears!

For Doodle, from Marcia:

One, two, tell me who are you?
The Bears!
Three, four, tell me who's gonna score?
The Bears!
#6

re: Da Bears!

Good teams always find a way to win. Bad teams always find a way to lose.

The Cardinals football team was bad when they were in Chicago, bad when they were in St. Louis, and even worse in Arizona.
#7

re: Da Bears!

More importantly:

Bluesey, Pat, who eventually was deemed best and named head cheerleader over both Marcia and Jennifer, was none other than Rita Wilson.

and Marcia STUNK!
but not as much as Jan.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#8

re: Da Bears!

Grossman played like a little girl last night, so much for his MVP!
#9

re: Da Bears!

Grossman was awesome today! We are making our Miami plans!
#10

re: Da Bears!

but the Bears are for real!

Yes they are! Grossman was certainly on target yesterday and Thomas Jones was great!
#11

da bears!

brd, 11 for 26 is on target? tell me you were being sarcastic. he had one drive. one. yes, the bears won, but it was due a helluva lot more to the 3 forced fumbles, the interception and the safety.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#12

da bears!

When I said "on target", I mean he didn't fu** up the game.

The D was awesome in the second half.
#13

da bears!

da bears!

So is it time for a remake of this classic music video? :)


"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man
#14

da bears!

That brings back memories.
#15

da bears!

The Bears won DESPITE Grossman. He has got to step it up against the Colts.
"Crabby old b*tches are the bedrock of this nation." --Mrs. T, Avenue Q
#16

da bears!

It's not easy being blue and orange is it?

But cheer up, at least you guys have a higher approval rating than Bush!

GO COLTS!



Only Illinois wants to see the Bears win.
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...

Updated On: 1/31/07 at 04:34 PM

#17

da bears!

Stupid red states!!!!!!

The hype is huge here. GO BEARS!!!!!
#18

da bears!

Is it wrong that I looked into getting a ticket to "Twelve Angry Men" on Sunday night (for the bargain price of $40)?

It's got to be killing George Wendt (one of the original Superfans) that he has to perform that night.

If it wasn't for predicted 9 below temperature, I'd venture out...
#19

da bears!

I still have my copy.....and my God, it brings back the memories...I was at the NFC Championship game that frigid day in 1985......NOTHING has ever come close...that sack by Dent, and the ensuing touchdown by Wilber Marshall.......and then it started snowing...and DAMN IT...."We're Grabowskis!"

The Super Bowl Shuffle
Red Label Records, 1985
Music: B. Daniels, L. Barry
Lyrics: R. Meyer, M. Owens

We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start no trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Walter Payton
Well, they call me Sweetness,
And I like to dance.
Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.
We've had the goal since training camp
To give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ.
And we're not doin' this
Because we're greedy.
The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.
We didn't come here to look for trouble,
We just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Willie Gault
This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class.
I like runnin' but i love to get the pass.
I practice all day and dance all night,
I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.
Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,
I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.
There's not one here that does it like me,
My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.

Mike Singletary
I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold.
Part of the defense, big and bold,
I've been jammin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle

Jim McMahon
I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.
When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.
I just throw my body all over the field.
I can't dance, but I can throw the pill.
I motivate the cats, I like to tease.
I play so cool, I aim to please.
That's why you all got here on the double
To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Otis Wilson
I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind.
The ladies all love me
For my body and my mind.
I'm slick on the floor as I can be
But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
Some guys are jealous
Of my style and class,
That's why some end up on their -,
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Steve Fuller
They say Jimbo is our man.
If Jimmy can't do it, I sure can.
This is Steve, and it's no wonder
I run like lightnin', pass like thunder.
So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas,
This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas.
I'm not here to feather his ruffle,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Mike Richardson
I'm L.A. Mike, and I play it cool.
They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.
I fly on the field and get on down.
Everybody knows I don't mess around.
I can break'em, shake'em,
Any time of day.
I like to steal it and make 'em pay,
So please don't cry to beat my hustle
'Cause I'm just here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Richard Dent
The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent.
if the quarterback's slow,
He's gonna get bent.
We stop the run, we stop the pass,
I like to dump guys on their -.
We love to play for the world's best fans,
You better start makin'
Your Super Bowl plans.
But don't get ready or go to any trouble
Unless you practice
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Gary Fencik
It's Gary here, and I'm Mr.Clean.
They call me "hit man,"
Don't know what they mean.
They throw it long and watch me run,
I'm on my man, one-on-one.
Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone,
That's why they call us the 46 zone.
Come on everybody let's scream and yell,
We're goin' to do the Shuffle,
Then ring your bell.

William Perry
You're lookin' at the Fridge,
I'm the rookie.
I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.
You've seen me hit, you've seen me run,
When I kick and pass, we'll have more fun.
I can dance, you will see
The others, they all learn from me.
I don't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.




It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

Updated On: 1/31/07 at 08:10 PM

#20

da bears!

I remember that song like it was 1985.
#21

da bears!

blueroses - You made my day! That put a smile on my face.

Five, six, tell me who's got the tricks?
The Bears!
Seven, eight, tell me who's really great?
The Bears!
Nine, Ten, tell me who's gonna win?
The Bears!
Say it again. Tell me who's gonna win?
The Bears
GOOOOOO BEARS!!!

*jumps up and down with pom-poms*
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#22

da bears!

Matt, you look so cute in that short skirt and tights!
#23

da bears!

Priscilla: "This is not a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I will make the cheer-isions around here, and I will deal with the cheer-onsequences."

from "Not Another Teen Movie"
#24

da bears!

It is funny that George Wendt is in town this week.
#25

da bears!

I just wish I could fill out the sweater. Will they EVER grow?

PS - I'm going to see George Wendt next week. Looking forward to the show.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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