Daddy, how was I born?
Daddy, how was I born?
#0Daddy, how was I born?
Posted: 12/5/04 at 10:58am
From an email forward:
Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
You've Got Male!
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
timote316
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/20/04
#1re: Daddy, how was I born?
Posted: 12/5/04 at 11:02amlmao, thats great. I'm going to add that to my blog right now lol
LilElphaba
Broadway Star Joined: 10/20/04
#4re: Daddy, how was I born?
Posted: 12/5/04 at 11:41amlaughing my f*cking @$$ off
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#5re: Daddy, how was I born?
Posted: 12/5/04 at 6:08pmAnd thats what happens when you don't use firewall
ponine24601
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/03
#6re: Daddy, how was I born?
Posted: 12/5/04 at 6:13pmhahhaha. omg that's great!
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions."
~The one and only John Lennon
#7re: Daddy, how was I born?
Posted: 12/5/04 at 6:21pm
and THATS going straight on my AIM profile 
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#8re: Daddy, how was I born?
Posted: 12/5/04 at 7:12pm
that is sheer brilliance!
or just random typing from someone who has too much time on their hands!
#9re: Daddy, how was I born?
Posted: 12/5/04 at 7:29pmHahah that's great!
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