#1
Posted: 5/14/09 at 11:14am
One day a mother was out and dad was in charge of his daughter who was maybe 2 and a half years old. Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of her favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, her Mom came home. The father made her wait in the living room to watch the girl bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' The Mother waited, and sure enough, the daughter came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it up. Then the mother replied "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
