David Hasselhoff and Melanie Griffith in DISPOSABLE TUNES

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 12:19pm

We have just signed these two Broadway powerhouses to star in a new musical that will be composed of every disposable tune ever written for the Broadway stage. (Other performers will soon be joining these incredibly dynamic stars).

Please help us shape the program by posting the most disposable tunes that were written for musicals.

Thank You.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 12:21pm

Daniel Davis has just joined the cast but we expect to fire his shortly.

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 12:40pm

"I'm Horny" from Victor/Victoria
One of the worst ever

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 4:17pm

I could think of tunes that are more than disposable,,,,,,,,they are down right defined as toxic waste. I vote for anything from " Titanic" I couldn't stand that musical.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 4:29pm

I'd like to open the show with Melanie in a barnyard setting. She's sit on a bal;e of hay and sing "Ittle Lamb" from GYPSY.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 4:54pm

Followed bt David Hasselhof sing I Can't SAy No from Oklahoma. I can just picture the Tonys now........

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 4:59pm

Then Daniel Davis performs "More I Cannot Give You" from GUYS AND DOLLS.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 9:53pm

We then have Melanie Griffith and David Hasselhoff performing "Mysterious Lady" from PETER PAN.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 10:18pm

Mr. Hasselhoff dons a yarmulke and sings "Sunrise, Sunset" from Fiddler on the Roof

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 10:38pm

I don't think "Sunrise, Sunset" qualifies as a disposable song. Now, if we can get the rights to "Topsy Turvy" from the current revival of FIDDLER, THAT would certainly fit Mr. Hasselhoff's talents. In yamulke, no less!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 10:40pm

Wait! I think Hasselhof would be splendid doing a few scenes as Edna Turnblad!

[Plum]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 10:42pm

We can add in "Rain on the Roof" or "Ah, Paree," as charming as they are.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 10:45pm

Hot news:

George Hamilton has just joined the cast!

He'll be performing "An Opening For A Princess" from ONCE UPON A MATRESS!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 10:47pm

Hotter news!!!!!!

Susan Lucci will also be in our show!

What disposable songs can she perform?

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/1/05 at 10:47pm

Only to have that number followed by him sing I Feel Pretty from My Fair Lady

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/2/05 at 9:12pm

Perhaps we could have Susan Lucci perform "Who Do You Ilove (I Hope)" from ANNIE GET YOUR GUN. It's been cut from so many versions of the show that most people would think it's a new song. Everyone recalls how effective Ms Lucci was when she replaced Bernadette in AGYG a few years ago.