This just in from the Flummery weblog, by Dylan Holly. (It's almost as if he has the Roxy template memorized):
"Howard Dean Says Something"
Howard Dean apparently uttered a string of words that, when put together, can be interpreted by the listener as a phrase expressing a thought or idea.
It was unclear when Howard Dean said something or what it was that he actually said, but the press, conservative political commentators and his fellow democratic rivals immediately attacked Howard Dean.
"This is just another stupid, crazy thing Howard Dean has said. Howard Dean is too liberal and too angry to be president. He's unelectable." said Fred Barnes of The Weekly Standard. "When I actually hear what he said, it'll definitely confirm my belief that [George W.] Bush is going to easily win re-election" Barnes continued.
Howard Dean's rivals for the democratic presidential nomination reiterated the general conservative opinion on the yet-unknown statement.
"Howard Dean just can't stop shooting himself in the foot. As if we needed more proof that Howard Dean just can't be president, here he goes again, saying words." said frequent Howard Dean critic and fellow candidate Senator John Kerry.
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