Dean's Latest Faux Puax- Page 2

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/3/04 at 3:02pm

I just thought I would bump this thread up to give Mr. Roxy the chance to finally clear up some unfinished business from 2003. Go ahead Roxy; Mr Roxy wrote:

"I will, within the next day or so, state exactly what he is reported to have said & what news service carried it."

A WEEK has gone by, Rox!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/4/04 at 7:39pm

I've scoured an unabridged dictionaries in both English and French and can't find the word "puax". Mr. Roxy, please explain.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/4/04 at 7:42pm

Moderate success!!!!

I've found that the word "faux" means "fake or artificial", so now I'm looking for an "artificial puax". There's gotta be one around here somewhere.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/4/04 at 7:54pm

Okay, we're getting somewhere. I've contacted our school's French teacher. He's not too familiar with "puax" but he says it should be pronounced "poo-ax". He thinks it's something you add to the laundry. But then why is it artificial????

Maybe there's a difference between a real puax and an artificial one.....

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 1/4/04 at 8:05pm

puax....I believe it might be the aftermath of a bout of nausea in France

And I say this with the full realization that I have no business contributing to this after calling J. Edgar "Herbert Hoover" in the midst of a brain fart a couple of days ago... but what the hell.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/4/04 at 10:15pm

Roxy, you can't just ignore this thread you started forever. Admit it, you didn't know what you were talking about then, and by not replying you're admitting still don't know what the hell you were talking about.

Poor old bird.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 1/5/04 at 6:09am

Re Namo

I refuse to engage in a fight with a mental midget

Have a nice day

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/5/04 at 10:43am

Can't we all just be puax?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/5/04 at 10:57am

Who's fighting? I'm just waiting. Waiting for you to do the thing you said you were going to do but you were too busy entertaining that day to do it then but you were going to do it within a day or so. And I'm still waiting. Not fighting, waiting. It does look as if you are a bigger phoney baloney than even I imagined. THAT'S really saying something. I nominate you for Broadwayworld's Official Mr. Phoney Baloney.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 1/5/04 at 11:10am

now doggone it, namo, now you've gone and done it! how dare you besmirch the good name of such a fine and upstanding member of the processed meat family with your wild rhetoric?? i'm all for fun and games and a little hyberbole now and then (or a lot if i happen to be the one hyperbolizin'), but to degrade the fine memory and reputation of baloney everywhere with this vile attack is beyond the pale and cannot be fathomed even by pressed hooves and snouts! i hereby demand an immediate retraction and formal apology to the processed meat family, specifically to oscar meyer. this apology will, of course, require that you sing the oscar meyer bologna song, "my baloney has a first name..." whether you choose to perform a capella or with kazoo chorus accompaniment is entirely up to you.

i patently await your reply and apology.

Updated On: 1/5/04 at 11:10 AM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/5/04 at 11:14am

No offense was intended to the baloney community. The title is Mr. PHONEY Baloney, and it belongs to Roxy.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 1/5/04 at 11:15am

awwww, c'mon, just the first verse?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/5/04 at 11:31am

You KNOW once you do the first verse you have the whole dang song going thru your head all day.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 1/5/04 at 11:33am

to quote a banner i read once...mission accomplished

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/5/04 at 11:35am

Namo, if Mr. Roxy is a phoney, does that make this whole thread about Fuax Puax?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/5/04 at 11:39am

I was too distracted by the bulge to read the banner. Thanks to that, we know the baloney's middle name is W-A-L-K-E-R.

Posted: 1/6/04 at 12:27am

Well I love Dean.
He is the awesome man!
Just wanted to say that.
No reason.
Go back to the foxes and the pauses.....

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/6/04 at 12:33am

And his eyes are the bluest blue.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/6/04 at 8:44pm

...but what about the Poo-Ax??????

[Dollypop]

Posted: 1/6/04 at 8:45pm

By the way, is there any truth to the rumor that Corine is really Mr. Roxy's love child?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/7/04 at 8:03am

I had dinner out last evening and had to give a name due to a thirty-minute wait list. I told the hostess my name was PUAX. Twenty minutes later the other hostess called out "PUKES, party of two." I'm going to give them FUAX the next time and can't wait to see how that turns out!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/7/04 at 9:26am

TOO funny! Maybe you can fuax your reservation in before you get there?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/8/04 at 9:39am

This just in from the Flummery weblog, by Dylan Holly. (It's almost as if he has the Roxy template memorized):


"Howard Dean Says Something"

Howard Dean apparently uttered a string of words that, when put together, can be interpreted by the listener as a phrase expressing a thought or idea.

It was unclear when Howard Dean said something or what it was that he actually said, but the press, conservative political commentators and his fellow democratic rivals immediately attacked Howard Dean.

"This is just another stupid, crazy thing Howard Dean has said. Howard Dean is too liberal and too angry to be president. He's unelectable." said Fred Barnes of The Weekly Standard. "When I actually hear what he said, it'll definitely confirm my belief that [George W.] Bush is going to easily win re-election" Barnes continued.

Howard Dean's rivals for the democratic presidential nomination reiterated the general conservative opinion on the yet-unknown statement.

"Howard Dean just can't stop shooting himself in the foot. As if we needed more proof that Howard Dean just can't be president, here he goes again, saying words." said frequent Howard Dean critic and fellow candidate Senator John Kerry.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 1/8/04 at 10:17am

i'll have you know that i heard one or two the words in question here out of context and can confirm that this is yet another comment by howard dean.

i do wonder how comments like this will play in the land of the confederate flag adorned pick-up truck, ""[f]rom a religious point of view, if [g[od had thought homosexuality is a sin, he would not have created gay people."

i think he was doing better when he just left religion out of it rather than doiung things like citing the book of job as his favorite book of the new testament.

Updated On: 1/8/04 at 10:17 AM

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 1/10/04 at 8:22am

The book of Job was always one of my favorites too. I always thought it would make a great musical. Hopefully Gavin could play Job.
Anyway, here's another revent quote from Dean:
"The hallmark of Christianity is to reach out to people who have been left behind," Dean said on Tuesday. "So there was a religious aspect to my support of civil unions."
That one kind of freaked me out. As a gay man I'm not used to politicians using Christianity to SUPPORT my rights. God bless him, that's what I say.