Dear Yenta { Parody of Ann Landers...dont be serious}

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Dear Yenta { Parody of Ann Landers...dont be serious}

Posted: 3/8/05 at 4:28pm

Here is your chance folks to ask me anything you want about relationships, family matters, sex............whatever. Just think of me as the BWW Ann Landers.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

Updated On: 3/8/05 at 04:28 PM

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/8/05 at 4:37pm

PEACE.

Updated On: 3/8/05 at 04:37 PM

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/8/05 at 4:40pm

Sueleen,what didn't kill me strengthened me. I am what I am today because I triumphed from adversity.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

Updated On: 3/8/05 at 04:40 PM

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/8/05 at 4:40pm

Sueleen.what didn't kill me. strengthened me. I am what I am today because I triumphed from adversity.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/8/05 at 4:42pm

PEACE.

Updated On: 3/8/05 at 04:42 PM

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/8/05 at 4:44pm

Sueleen, how many advice columnists and therapists have only perfect, well-adjusted relationships of their own?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Sueleen.I didn't think you were being mean. Critical maybe. Firsdt off, I meant this to be a type of parody of Ann Landers or Dear Abby. But that is ok. Truthfully, I came from a very abusive childhood. It started at birth. I have spent the last 25 years " regrowing" to rise above that abuse. It is a work in progress that will go on until the day I die. I AM A SURVIVOR.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/8/05 at 4:51pm

I agree with Yenta. I've become sort of the Dear Abby of my circle of friends, and it's because I've kind of "been there, done that". Wisdom comes from experience, not being lucky enough to have perfect relationships.

"You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and do them so well that people can't take their eyes off you." - Maya Angelou

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/8/05 at 4:51pm

Okay, now that damn song is running through my head.

Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.

#10

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/8/05 at 4:52pm

What song, Etoile?

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#11

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/8/05 at 4:53pm

Destiny's Child?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#12

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:15pm

"It's a Perfect Relationship" from BELLS ARE RINGING

Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

#13

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/9/05 at 10:26am

Dear Yenta,

No one likes me because I smell and I have a habit of cutting off people's ears.

How can I be popular?

Paradox

#14

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/9/05 at 11:49am

Dear Yenta,

I have a, um, discharge. And it's, uh, green. And it's not, uh, coming from my nose. Should I see a doctor?

CostumeMistress

Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)

#15

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/9/05 at 4:00pm

will Yenta's catch-all catchphrase be "wake up and smell the vodka"?

#16

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/9/05 at 7:47pm

Dear Paradox: You smell and you cut off people's ears? That can be a challenge in today.s hygienic society. I suggest showering daily. It is more fun if you shower with a friend. As for the ear cutting..are you a distant relative of Vincent Van Gogh? You need a diversion sweetie! Think of some activity you would rather be doing. How about starting an extensive belly button lint collection? You could be collecting bellybutton lint from all over the world. You might even wind up in the Guiness Book of World Records...............Yenta

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#17

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/9/05 at 7:50pm

Dear Costume Mistress: You say you have a green discharge and it appears to embarrass you. Tell me; have you been engaging in unprotected cybersex? That could be the culprit. I suggest you see a doctor before you get back in the saddle again........Yenta

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#18

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/10/05 at 8:13am

Thankyou Yenta!

Would collecting EarWax suffice? I do love me some ears...

#19

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/10/05 at 3:09pm

Paradox......you seem to have an ear thing. Do you like aural sex?

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#20

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/10/05 at 3:14pm

Dear Yenta, I have never been to New York and I am dying to go! I've tried making plans a few times but they've always fallen through. I am considering finding myself a sugar momma to pay my way. Do you have any advice on finding one?

My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...

#21

re: Dear Yenta

Posted: 3/10/05 at 3:23pm

Dear son, Yenta does not approve of this sugar momma situation. Yes, New York can be expensive but you may have to take matters into your own hands. Do some odd jobs, save a little and before you know it, you will have money for your trip. Here are a few suggestions: Pick up soda cans and bottles.they are worth a nickel. Elderly people can always use a hand doing thing around their homes such as opening stuck jars.Check pay phones and vending machines for change that is left. Be a rearch subject for medical experiemntation. Have that lobotomy you have always wanted. These are just a few ideas. You should be able to earn enought money for your trip to NY. I will see you there in about 20 years..............Yenta

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

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