Dial 1-800-REJECTION!

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Dial 1-800-REJECTION!

Posted: 6/30/05 at 7:10am

Rejection line: If you are a woman/man and are constantly approached by unattractive or undesirable women/men asking for your phone number, give them this number:

Or just anyone that is annoying you.....

Atlanta: 770-908-7383
Baltimore: 410-347-1488
Boston: 617-658-7083
Charlotte: 704-559-4169
Chicago: 773-509-5096
Cleveland: 216-556-0051
Dallas: 972-504-6270
Denver: 303-575-1696
Houston: 713-866-6249
Los Angeles: 310-217-7638
Miami: 305-460-3285
New York City: 212-479-7990
San Diego: 858-492-8002
San Francisco: 415-356-9833
Seattle: 206-781-3928
Las Vegas: 702-387-2619
Washington, DC: 202-452-7468

When the person calls this number they get a friendly message saying that they were rejected.

re: Dial 1-800-REJECTION!

Posted: 6/30/05 at 7:14am

we've got something similar in the UK. Only thing is when they leave there message it's actually at Radio 1 and they play the messages on air. It's really funny!

Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!

re: Dial 1-800-REJECTION!

Posted: 6/30/05 at 9:29am

Beergoggles, I wish I had know about this when I was living there!

I definitely could have used that for the one guy in a club that thought he could pick me up by describing his flat to me (after saying what he would like to do to me there).
Yep, that is REALLY going to pick up the ladies! Instead it ended with:
"So, if I give you my number, will you give me a call?"
"Um...no."
::guy walks away::

"My friends have made the story of my life." -Helen Keller

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Posted: 6/30/05 at 9:33am

I've given that number out before. The Boston one, at least.

"Do you even sleep? Or do you just hang upside down with your eyes closed?"
I'll let you guess.

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Posted: 6/30/05 at 9:58am

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re: Dial 1-800-REJECTION!

Posted: 6/30/05 at 10:01am

So give out the New York one and say it's a weird ass cell phone. That way they're rejected AND long distance!

"Do you even sleep? Or do you just hang upside down with your eyes closed?"
I'll let you guess.

re: Dial 1-800-REJECTION!

Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:00pm

oh! i just called! its SO GREAT!

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

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Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:01pm

I saw this out of the corner of my eye and thought it was 1-800-ERECTION. I was all ready to dial.

The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.

re: Dial 1-800-REJECTION!

Posted: 6/30/05 at 2:51pm

This is pretty ingenious.

I'm not a gay stereotype. I'm a coincidence.

#10

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Posted: 7/1/05 at 6:01am

"So give out the New York one and say it's a weird ass cell phone. That way they're rejected AND long distance!"

That's just cruel. I love it.

#11

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Posted: 7/1/05 at 6:26am

Now we just need this implemented worldwide, Forester. I can use a local version of this.

#12

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Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:49am

I heard about this one from a guy who was given the number by a girl in a club. Unfortunately he knew what the number was before he even dialed it.

Yes, apparently he has gotten this rejection number more than once.

Ouch.

~Jessica

"If you start from a place of joy and charm, you can get away with a lot in the second act. It may be that that's my life. I'm not sure." ~Roger Bart

#13

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Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:18am

Wow. I just called. It's certainly amusing and very useful, but it's also a tiny bit cruel. ouch. That must really sting.

Keep the peace, take care of each other, and may you find your promised land. -TJST

#14

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Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:47am

Hi-larious. I love this.

#15

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Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:56am

The Seattle number says "invalid number" when you dial it.

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