First off, www.tinyurl.com
Second off, they have to be the stupidest invention ever. Sure, a vacuum, but I'd never put it out as decoration.
"Yeah, look at my nice Kone. See how Koney it is?"
Stupid!
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere