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#52

re: Does Jake Gyllenhaal have a man-crush?

Last night I dreamt of shagging all five of the major closet bisexuals: Peter Sarsgaard, Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Lucas and Chris O'Donnell.

ESPECIALLY Peter. *Swoon* Those eyes. That soft voice. The marshmallow booty.
#56

re: Does Jake Gyllenhaal have a man-crush?

Tom Cruise. Pictures recently surfaced of him and his treasure trail, which made me forget all about the scientology thing for two very wet minutes. (drool)
#60

re: Does Jake Gyllenhaal have a man-crush?

Two years ago Jake and Kirsten had already broken up (the first time) when they bumped into each other at the Oscars. Kirsten allegedly asked him to go back home with her and his sister Maggie, threw a fit, saying loudly to him "Are you crazy? You know what she's like"!

It was loud enough to get a blurb on E Online the next day

Jake and Kirsten got back together shortly thereafter but for a brief time.

Seemed pretty into her to be a big ol' mo!

Updated On: 3/29/06 at 11:36 AM

#61

re: Does Jake Gyllenhaal have a man-crush?

Yeah she just *happened* to say it loud enough for E to hear. Uh huh...

I have no idea what his sexuality is, I just enjoy the gossip, but IF he were a 'mo, he certainly wouldn't have been the first to have serious relationships with women first. Besides, Kirsten Dunst's whiny pillow talk - would probably even send Warren Beatty running for Manhunt.
#63

re: Does Jake Gyllenhaal have a man-crush?

Jake looks like he has pretty big feet...and can't you just hear him saying to himself, "don't look up, don't look up 'cause someone will take a picture of me looking at his crotch..."
#65

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EvelynNesbit, can you post that pic of Cruise that made you wet for a while? he is dreamy. as are Jake, Sarsgaard (kinda), Josh Lucas, Bradley Cooper, and Paul Rudd....

and Jake, if you read this, you can practice pushups in front of me any old time...
Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
#66

re: Does Jake Gyllenhaal have a man-crush?

New workout shoes: $125
Gasoline to go pick up "workout partner": $35
Picture of Jake with his face in another man's crotch: PRICELESS
"I am open, and I am willing, For to be hopeless would seem so strange. It dishonors those who go before us, So lift me up to the light of change." Holly Near
#67

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"Peter Sarsgaard is dating his sister. Or is that a beard relationship!?"

I say it's TOTALLY a beard relationship. I don't buy for a second that Peter's straight. I'm WAY too attracted to him.

#68

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Oh I almost forgot about Paul Rudd. Don't know if there's legitimate reason to think he's bi but I certainly would swoon upon seeing him and Peter Sarsgaard pull some old Jake-Austin style affection together. They both have those gorgeous eyes.

The Tom Cruise pics, by request:
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Updated On: 3/29/06 at 02:44 PM

#69

re: Does Jake Gyllenhaal have a man-crush?

He needs to pull his pants up ... I can't imagine that plumber's crack is sanctioned by L. Ron.
"I am open, and I am willing, For to be hopeless would seem so strange. It dishonors those who go before us, So lift me up to the light of change." Holly Near
#71

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he can pull em up in the back but DOWN in the front...mmmm
Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
#73

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Tom's like 62 anyway. Old news.

Gimme some Jakey any day. I'll take his boyfriend too.
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