"Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!"
"Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!"
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#0"Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!"
Posted: 7/19/05 at 3:58pm
Any "Judge Judy" fans out there?
My favorite 'Judy' line: "Don't hand ME that baloney, Mister! I could make you look VERY FOOLISH if I wanted to!" 
LOVED reading her Autobio--BEAUTY FADES. DUMB LASTS FOREVER.
Any "Judge Judy" fans out there?
C'mon now, speak up!
You don't want to be cited for Contempt of Court and have Bert take you away to Jail, do you? 
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#1re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 4:00pmI think she should be President! I love her. "Are you on any medications, sir?!"
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#2re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 4:09pmNot only am I a fan. But I am also one of her agents.
#3re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 4:49pmI cannot stanf Judge Judy. One syllable of that shrill voice gives me a throbbing headache.
#4re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 4:52pmI love Judge Judy. She tears people up.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#5re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 4:53pmSometimes she's too harsh on people. On the last episode I watched this girl didn't say a word, and won. I was quite impressed.
#6re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 4:54pm
I will never forget the day she told a woman she was a slut and that she was crazy.
Fave quotes/paraphrasings:
"Do you wanna be a bum the rest of your life?"
"Even on your best day--I'm smarter than you."
#7re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 4:56pm
Oh--and in 1998, I was Judge Judy for Halloween!!
No one knew who I was until I started imitating her. It was a blast.
#8re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 4:58pmIf I want to be yelled at by a loud Jewish woman, I'll call my mother-in-law.
#9re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 7:29pmI watch the Judge Millian(sp) court show more than the Judge Judy one.
#10re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 7:32pmI'm more a fan of Dr. Laura than Judge Judy. Anyone read Dr. Laura's book "Ten Stupid Things Women Do To Mess Up Their Lives?" It's a fantastic book.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#11re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 8:54pm
Judge Judy scolded a delusory musical theatre afficionado with something like....
"You publish song lyrics in their entirety one more time without the permission of the copyright holder--even on the Internet--and I'm going to make sure you're writing the copyright laws all over the inside walls of your prison cell."
My ears perked up because I could clearly imaginge someone from BWW writing those laws over and over and over again. But that's just me.
#12re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 9:01pm
"And You Ought To Be Ashamed Of Yourself !"
"That must be the S-O-D-D-I principle - 'Some other dude done it' "
"On your BEST day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day"
"ay! QUIET!"
"If you live to be a
hundred you will never be as smart as me"
"Do I have stupid written over my forehead?"
"Yeah, and I was born in 1965."
"Have you ever heard of the KISS principle? Keep It Simple, Stupid?"
"This is not Let's Make a Deal, and I'm not Monty Hall!"
"When you mess around with Jail-bait, you accept the consequences!"
"I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous.... although I am!"
"DON'T lie to me!"
"This is my courtroom I can say what I want. When you become a Judge, we will talk."
"Do you feel as if you're getting whipped? (laughs) You sure are!"
"You spent seventy-two dollars getting your hair done? You wasted your money!"
"Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means that you need to be quiet."
"Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship
is over. Have you ever heard that, sir? Well, neither have I.
I just made it up. I'm going to put it on coffee mugs."
"Sir, the table didn't have three beers and get up and move!!!"
"You are not a good witness. Because a good witness answers a Judge's question directly, and my question to you was a very simple one. A SIX YEAR OLD COULD ANSWER IT!!!"
"My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!"
"gotta job? well get one!"
"Of course I’m right, I’m always right.”
"I got an A for Torts in Law School.”
"BALONEY SIR!"
"I'm like a truth machine."
"I'm the boss applesauce."
"l have 3 sons so l know you are no gift! You're not even good looking!!"
"This birthday is going to be more expensive than you
thought!"
"That's going to be the most expensive curse word you ever said!"
"Did you just curse at him? Get out!"
"If you live to be a
hundred you will never be as smart as me"
"Ridiculous --- NEXT!"
"I think you ought to be quiet. You know, they don't need anybody
stirring up the pot. You're a pot-stirrer."
"Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."
"Do I look like I need help from you?"
"This is your aggravation. Not his. He doesn't want your aggravation...
Byrd doesn't want your aggravation... do you Byrd?"
"Did you forget you were coming to coming to court today?"
"I don't care what you think! I'M the one who has to make a determination
what is fair."
Updated On: 7/19/05 at 09:01 PM
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#13re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 9:03pm
Hi, Jose'! Havin' a nice evening, buddy?
[Insert passive-agressive smiley face here]
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#14re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 9:04pmI LOVE Judge Judy - and the pee line is my favorite.
A click for life.
mamie4 5/14/03
#15re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 9:06pm
Judge Judy: You, sir, are a low-life, amoral piece of crap!
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Plaintiff: He signed me a promissory note...
Judge Judy: I don't care if he signed you the Declaration of Independence!
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Judge Judy: Are you on any medication?
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Judge Judy: Get over it!
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Judge Judy: What do you do for a living, Sir?
Defendant: Um...
Judge Judy: "Um" is not an answer! What kind of training did you need to do "Um"?
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Judge Judy: So far this case is going in your favor, madam; does it look like I need any help?... THEN SHUT UP!
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Judge Judy: Who are you?
Witness: I'm here for pain and suffering.
Judge Judy: Yours or mine?
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Judge Judy: Just a second!
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Judge Judy: Is the word stupid written across my forehead?
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Judge Judy: I'm speaking. When my mouth moves, yours stops.
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Judge Judy: Beauty fades. Dumb is forever.
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Judge Judy: Baloney!
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Judge Judy: When you can't look at me in the eye and tell me the story, that means you're lying.
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Judge Judy: Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting.
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Judge Judy: Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
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Judge Judy: You have to speak slowly and PROJECT what you are saying!
#16re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 9:09pm
I nominated Judge Judy for President...j/k.
But I think she should be our first woman President.
JJ - "She's your friend?"
Plaintiff - "No, she's my frenemy."
JJ - "Oh..ok. Wait, what? [To Bailiff] What did she just say?"
P - "Frenemy. Like a friend and an enemy....It was a joke"
JJ - "..."
Updated On: 7/19/05 at 09:09 PM
#17re: 'Don't Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It's Raining!!!'
Posted: 7/19/05 at 9:12pmi LOVE judge judy! she gives people a serious reality check hehe love it!
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