Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#0Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 1:42pm
I'm afraid I missed this one because the idea of Dr. Phil makes me puke...not to mention the Bushes. But here's a rundown:
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Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#2re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:12pm
A lovely show I thought. But how do you feel? What are you really trying to communicate when you say all that nonesense about me and puke? And haven't you heard of taping my show? They sell VCR's at Wal-Mart you know.
-Phil Mcgraw
The most you get is what you ask for... unless you ask Oprah.
#3re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:14pmIsn't Dr. Phil a rapist?
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#5re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:19pmSon I'm not sure where you got that mumbo jumbo, but I never raped another person in my life. Why back where I come from in Pumpkin Nuts, Texas we believe that you should treat everybody the way you want to be treated. And why yes, I am a huge fan of broadway... now buy my books!
The most you get is what you ask for... unless you ask Oprah.
#6re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:20pmPeople who use the phrase "mumbo jumbo" scare me.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#8re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:22pmI don't think it's the phrase "mumbo jumbo" that scares you son, I think you may have a bigger fear. If you buy my books and video cassets you can learn to find out what that hidden inner fear is. My inner fear is Oprah.
The most you get is what you ask for... unless you ask Oprah.
#9re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:23pmNow BUY MY BOOKS!!!!
The most you get is what you ask for... unless you ask Oprah.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#11re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:26pm
Dr. Phil isn't even a real doctor.
I don't even think he's a real human.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#12re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:32pmOr Tammy Faye Baker in a human suit.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#13re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:33pmThank you Plum... and to the rest of you: maybe if you'd by my books you could get out of your self denile and learn that real life isn't about automotons or false doctorits... it's about feeling good after an honest days work and coming home to the people you love the most. If there's one thing Oprah didn't teach me, it was that no matter how hard you poke at a cow, it won't turn into a glass of milk.
The most you get is what you ask for... unless you ask Oprah.
#14re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:34pm
Yes, but poking a cow can be fulfilling all the same.
And what if your lactose intollerant? What then?
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#15re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:36pm
Yes, I think Dr. Phil is trying to kill me by offering me milk.
And did you just spell 'doctorates' wrong?
#16re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:37pm
Well my daddy used to say back in Pumpkin Nuts, Texas, that milk is like a bug on a stick, it'll never make a turnip happy.
To find out more about my daddy or Pumpkin Nuts, Texas... Buy my books!
The most you get is what you ask for... unless you ask Oprah.
#17re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:38pmI don't beleive in turnips.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#18re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:40pm
Well start believing because I've picked more turnips then a monkey on a mountian goat... and hey smart guys I believe the word believe isn't spelled beleive.
NOW BUY MY BOOKS!!!!!!!
The most you get is what you ask for... unless you ask Oprah.
#19re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:41pm
I used to be a monkey on a mountain goat.
But then I got excommunicated.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#20re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:42pmDr. Phil, Dan Rather's on the phone. He wants his similes back.
#21re: Dr. Phil and the Bushes
Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:45pm
Very funny very funny.
NOW IF YOU DON'T GO BUY MY BOOKS I'M GONNA TELL OPRAH!!!!!
The most you get is what you ask for... unless you ask Oprah.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
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