EUPHEMISMS- Page 2

[BT]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 5:08pm

you can find all sorts of incriminating evidence when you take a ride in the way back machine...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 5:09pm

oh... that has such signature potential!

[BT]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 5:10pm

yes, you can even search the 'adults' thread... but you can't bring that monster back to life

[Plum]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 5:12pm

Ooh! We just had an assignment like this in linguistics. I think the masturbation ones were the funniest.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 5:13pm

are there any we left out?

...and, BT, you can't go home again. Though I do miss it.

[Plum]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 5:38pm

Menage a moi
Shaking hands with the unemployed
A date with Pamela Handerson

*groan* Awful, aren't they?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 5:40pm

They're making me laugh... because I'm in a punchy kind of mood right now!

Updated On: 4/26/05 at 05:40 PM

[ElTico68]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 5:44pm

Ok... the fact that english IS my second language is really showing right now.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 5:49pm

I think I got sneezing in the cabbage...

It's certainly not a compliment to the female genitalia.

I hope they aren't unsympathetic as well...

[ElTico68]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 6:02pm

ok... the visual... make it stop!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 6:19pm

I took a Human Sexuality course at Wayne State U in detroit years ago....and our first assignment was to write down every word we could think of for the male sex organ, and then every word we could think for the female sex organ.
When we listed them all it became apparent that all names for female were derogatory (think in your head).....while all for male were not.
So our assignment was to go home and think of a derogatory (yes I know I am spelling that wrong) term for the male sex organ, and to use it in a sentence.......the best came from a shy female freshman......whose simple sentence went something like this.....

'C'mon girls, let's go out and find us some STUMP tonight'

It was a work of art!

[Plum]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 6:43pm

Fishing for the zipper trout
Manual override
Subverting the patriarchy
Playing the clitar

[andyf]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 8:45pm

Disarming.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 8:49pm

Sweetly buried in your yellow hair...

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/26/05 at 8:53pm

How about the Mattress Mambo or the Horizontal Hora?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/27/05 at 11:21am

Bill Clinton called it his "Baby Gravy"

Michael Jackson called it his "Duck Butter"

[CurtainUp2]

Posted: 4/27/05 at 11:37am

Cheesing the Lasagna

[CurtainUp2]

Posted: 4/27/05 at 11:51am

Stuffing a Beaver

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 4/27/05 at 11:54am

Roughing up the suspect ...

[CurtainUp2]

Posted: 4/27/05 at 11:59am

Parkin' the Cherry Picker.

[CurtainUp2]

Posted: 4/27/05 at 12:00pm

Packin' the Pickle

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/27/05 at 12:02pm

Feeding the kitty

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 4/27/05 at 12:33pm

Twiddling the bean.

[Plum]

Posted: 4/27/05 at 12:53pm

LOL, Rath! God, I'll never be able to think of that song the same way again.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/27/05 at 1:47pm

You'd never thought of that before?