Electron Band Structure In Germanium, My Ass

Exactly!

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Yeah, that pretty much sums up my bio research experience, too. Though at least I got some socialization out of it.

Best statement ever:

"This is how they treat undergrads around here: they give you broken tools and then don't understand why you don't get any results. "

-- Though, really, that's how they treat undergrads everywhere. Do universities even acknowledge their undergraduate programs anymore?

"Going into physics was the biggest mistake of my life. I should've declared CS. I still wouldn't have any women, but at least I'd be rolling in cash. "

-- I'm sure Physics are terrible, but CS (Computer Science) is awful too; believe me, I know. Maybe in 1998 one could be "rolling in cash," but a degree in Computer Science now leads straight to the unemployment line. All CompSci jobs are now taken by either engineers or outsourced to sweatshop math wizzes in India.

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Yes, but the ones with graduate schools have hotter students.

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Well, as long as you have your priorities in order, BlueWizard.

Okay. In a similar vein, here is another entitled "The Sleep-Retardant Properties of My Ex-Girlfriend".

I liked the first better, but this is still amusing and well written.
Link to paper

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