Ellen DeGenres on Comedy Central
Ellen DeGenres on Comedy Central
Joined: 12/31/69
#0Ellen DeGenres on Comedy Central
Posted: 4/25/05 at 11:17amDid anybody happen to catch her stand-up show last night? I thought it was so funny especially the one about the cheese "angry lesbian causes riot over cheese" If you missed it you should definetly catch a rerun, it's worth it.
#1re: Ellen DeGenres on Comedy Central
Posted: 4/25/05 at 11:45amoh i loved it,i love her i think shes very funny.(and i love your icon)I love how she tells storys.
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#2re: Ellen DeGenres on Comedy Central
Posted: 4/25/05 at 2:32pmangry lesbians with blow up dolls in car pool lanes who are heading to meet the gorgeous black god while laughing at people marrying goats amuse me!
#3re: Ellen DeGenres on Comedy Central
Posted: 4/25/05 at 4:28pmi saw part of it. I loved the shampoo phone call bit.
"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell
plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!
MrMidwest
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
#4re: Ellen DeGenres on Comedy Central
Posted: 4/25/05 at 4:48pmIt's funny, but it's the same show from HBO two years ago.
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#5re: Ellen DeGenres on Comedy Central
Posted: 4/25/05 at 6:23pm
I loved that... it was hilarious... I loved... the Shampoo thing...
"The only thing worse than calling the 1800 number is working at the 1800"
"Yes... Yes.. Now let me stop you... Did you wet you're hair"
#6re: Ellen DeGenres on Comedy Central
Posted: 4/25/05 at 6:25pmEvery time I open a CD or change a light bulb I think of this show. She kills me.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#7re: Ellen DeGenres on Comedy Central
Posted: 4/25/05 at 6:34pmthanks for the compliment liam. And yeah i loved the shampoo bit too! "yeah your welcome. what? no I can't help with the conditioner" haha that cracked me up. And the whole thing about marrying a goat was pretty hillarious too
stylinbohemian
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/24/05
#8re: Ellen DeGenres on Comedy Central
Posted: 4/25/05 at 7:00pmthis is my favorite of all her shows i used to watch it on HBO on demand all the time im so happy that Comedy Central aired it its like so superb! shes hilarious! i love the interpretive dance bit!
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