"Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth"
"Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth"
#0"Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth"
Posted: 10/26/06 at 11:27am
While I realize that this headline from AOL's on-demand video feature likely refers to someone using a stuffed Elmo to smuggle meth, when I read it I thought that Elmo used to be a drug smuggler.
I think it is great that Sesame Street gave him a second chance.
"I am open, and I am willing,
For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
Holly Near
#1re: 'Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth'
Posted: 10/26/06 at 11:36am
I knew it - that bastard.
"High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man" - Tears for Fears
#2re: 'Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth'
Posted: 10/26/06 at 11:59amthat explains the sudden weight loss.
XING
PED
PED
#3re: 'Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth'
Posted: 10/26/06 at 12:00pm
You mean he isnt anymore?
Whom I gonna go to now?
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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#4re: 'Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth'
Posted: 10/26/06 at 12:02pm
"that explains the sudden weight loss."
*goes looking for meth*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
mattnyc2
Broadway Star Joined: 9/27/06
#5re: 'Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth'
Posted: 10/26/06 at 12:36pmElmo doesn't smuggle drugs anymore ?!? Well thank god for that ass...
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