"Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth"

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"Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth"

Posted: 10/26/06 at 11:27am

While I realize that this headline from AOL's on-demand video feature likely refers to someone using a stuffed Elmo to smuggle meth, when I read it I thought that Elmo used to be a drug smuggler.

I think it is great that Sesame Street gave him a second chance.

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re: 'Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth'

Posted: 10/26/06 at 11:36am

I knew it - that bastard.

"High time we made a stand and shook up the views of the common man" - Tears for Fears

re: 'Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth'

Posted: 10/26/06 at 11:59am

that explains the sudden weight loss.

XING
PED

re: 'Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth'

Posted: 10/26/06 at 12:00pm

You mean he isnt anymore?

Whom I gonna go to now?

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re: 'Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth'

Posted: 10/26/06 at 12:02pm

"that explains the sudden weight loss."

*goes looking for meth*

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re: 'Elmo Used to Smuggle Meth'

Posted: 10/26/06 at 12:36pm

Elmo doesn't smuggle drugs anymore ?!? Well thank god for that ass...

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