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#301

ha

Posted: 8/12/05 at 1:39am

Yes Doctor.. You know best..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#302

ha

Posted: 8/12/05 at 1:44am

Yes, I see many areas that need attention, we will have to make a return "appointment" soon. ha
I have an early meeting and must be off.
(for real this time)
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
#303

ha

Posted: 8/12/05 at 1:45am

I was a doctor once.

I gave old people enemas.

Well, ordered the nurses to do it.

I was a big shot.

Then this one night I was walking home. The moon was bright and full. It lit my way home.

I tripped. There was a small hole on the roadside. I was on my back, the moonlight burning my eyes.

Suddenly a shadow appeared on the moon.

Next thing I remember, I was in a dark alley in NYC, as a wolf.

And whenever I am angered enough, I turn into a wolf.

Now, I have gotten it under control.
Mama Korey

The Beauty Is: Kelli O'Hara Online

#304

ha

Posted: 8/12/05 at 1:47am

Night Pengers..

Oh Nard that is sooo sad.. but now you have a master that loves you..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#306

ha

Posted: 8/12/05 at 1:52am

Thats all you ever wanted isn't it Nard??
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#307

ha

Posted: 8/12/05 at 1:54am

watch it you two!
ha
night!
I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.
#309

ha

Posted: 8/12/05 at 1:57am

have no fear Pengers.. the wolf shall not charm me..

**yawns**

It's bed time..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#310

ha

Posted: 8/12/05 at 1:58am

*Falls asleep in the waiting room and dreams about her lovely new cuddly wolfie pet who will be NEWLY-NEUTERED in the morning!*
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you." ~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm
#311

ha

Posted: 8/12/05 at 2:01am

**sends a pillow and blanket to waiting room for Lari**

**heads off to bed**

sweet dreams everyone
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#313

Zzzzz

Posted: 8/12/05 at 8:41am

I just broke mah gold tooths on mahz F'in bacon eggz n' cheezzz, DAMN!
#314

Zzzzz

Posted: 8/12/05 at 9:07am

Gurl, that ain't no real gold tooth, fo sho!
#315

Zzzzz

Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:16am

I got my weave replaced if anyone cares.
#316

Zzzzz

Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:20am

we're all still looking at the skanky old weave sitting by Em's as she drools, running her fingers through it, murmuring, "Raul..."
#317

Zzzzz

Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:34am

I'll just have to steal the new one too, Bobby.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#318

Zzzzz

Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:40am

you'd have one for each hand...
#319

Zzzzz

Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:43am

goody!
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#320

Zzzzz

Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:44am

except that one will be old and skanky, and the other one will be brand spanking new
#321

Em's plotting again

Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:46am

Better hide Bobby.. She's after you again..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#322

Em's plotting again

Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:49am

Rauuuuuuuul....

*goes after Bobby*

wtf? God, I'm going to hell.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#323

Em's plotting again

Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:50am

I glued it on. You ain't getting it this time!
#324

Em's plotting again

Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:50am

*rips*
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#325

Em's plotting again

Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:51am

Dang. Dat's gotta hurt

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