Eternal Salvation -- NO PETS ALLOWED
Eternal Salvation -- NO PETS ALLOWED
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#1Eternal Salvation -- NO PETS ALLOWED
Posted: 2/12/10 at 2:42pm
At last, the vexing question of pet care after the Rapture has been taken care of once and for all.
Thank God I'm damned. A heaven without dogs is not where I want to spend eternity.
Post-Rapture Pet Care
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
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#2Eternal Salvation -- NO PETS ALLOWED
Posted: 2/13/10 at 2:21am
I LOVE this guy! Absolutely brilliant! I wonder if he pays his God less pet sitters to be o n stand-by?
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
wonkit
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/30/08
#2Eternal Salvation -- NO PETS ALLOWED
Posted: 2/13/10 at 3:05pmThis reminds me of a classic old Twilight Zone episode where a mountain man and his dog both drown while out hunting. He is greeted on the eternal path by someone he presumes is St. Peter welcoming him to heaven but "St. Peter" won't allow him to bring his dog with him. So the mountain man walks farther down the path and is greeted by the real gatekeeper to heaven who says of course the dog may go with him, as what kind of a heaven would it be without our life-long companions. The first "St. Peter" was, of course, Satan, trying to separate the loving and devoted pets from their masters!
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