Eyebrows?

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Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 3:47pm

Which celebrities/public figures have remarkable/irritating/awesome eyebrows?

I decided to start this thread because I can't watch videos of Pavarotti without getting really, really annoyed by his asymmetrical eyebrows! My favourite eyebrows are Audrey Hepburn's circa "Breakfast At Tiffany's." Oh, and Brian D'Arcy James', of course.

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#2

re: Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 3:50pm

Amanda Palmer.

I think they're neat.

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Updated On: 1/25/09 at 03:50 PM

#3

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Posted: 1/25/09 at 3:52pm

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Posted: 1/25/09 at 3:55pm

OH GOD GRACIOUS, HOW COULD I FORGET EMMA WATSON? Her eyebrows jump around in rhythm and squirm around her face like drowning worms! It's so terrifying!

Oh, and Sutton Foster has that one eyebrow that's always a little bit higher than the other. She's lovely, but it always distracts me.

Perfectly Marvelous, Amanda Palmer has Hedwig eyebrows!

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#5

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Posted: 1/25/09 at 3:57pm

Speaking of eyebrows,has anyone seen this Cadbury Commercial? I just LOVE it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVblWq3tDwY&feature=

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#6

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Posted: 1/25/09 at 4:03pm

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#7

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Posted: 1/25/09 at 4:04pm

What was it Judy Garland said about Deanna Durbin's eyebrows? Something about a caterpillar, I think.

#8

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Posted: 1/25/09 at 4:04pm

Ha, that commercial is amazing! I've never seen it before, and I'll definitely be doing that with the 'brows sometime. That little boy reminds me a bit of Ryan from High School Musical somehow.

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#9

re: Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 4:06pm

Awww, nmartin, I love Deanna Durbin's eyebrows! They look just like mine!

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#10

re: Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 4:14pm

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#11

re: Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 4:20pm

Lourdes Leon could use some tweezers! (and perhaps a shave!)

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#12

re: Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 4:24pm

Uh, Romantico, her name is Lourdes León. Guy Ritchie's not her father.

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#13

re: Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 4:25pm

Yipes! I bet that's how Madonna's eyebrows would look if she didn't tend them as well, though-- I can really see a resemblance. Lourdes has got much prettier eyes, though, and I bet she'll be stunning when she grows up.

Weirdly, there was a girl in my fifth-grade class who looked EXACTLY like that picture of Lourdes.

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#14

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Posted: 1/25/09 at 4:59pm

Yeah, Lourdes needs some waxing both on the eyebrows and the upper lip. Besides that she's lovely though.

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#15

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Posted: 1/25/09 at 5:00pm

No conversation about eyebrows could be complete without mentioning the catepillars on Brian D'arcy James's face.

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#16

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Posted: 1/25/09 at 5:02pm

They are quite fabulous aren't they?

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#17

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Posted: 1/25/09 at 5:03pm

Good heavens, she's only 12! A couple more years of letting her be a trouble-free kid before zapping her into the world of constantly having to yank hairs out of her face won't hurt anyone.

I just had a delightful bath plucking hairs out of my face. I wish I hadn't lost my good tweezers in London, this replacement pair isn't anything like the same.

I was always slightly perplexed by Billie Piper's eyebrows. I'm also not keen on Sierra Boggess's eyebrows; she was ever so pretty when they first announced her as Ariel, but her eyebrows now are half the width they used to be and she always seems to be pictured with a ton of make-up on as well. Which isn't such a good look. XP

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#18

re: Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 5:06pm

Totally agree on Billie Piper and Sierra Boggess both. Sierra's new eyebrows make her look a bit like a drag queen. Then again, maybe it's so her face will look more open onstage, since as Ariel, there's a lot of scenes where she's basically miming, and she wants her eyes to be very visible from the back of the house.

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#19

re: Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 5:12pm

Yeah, Weez, but if I were her I'd WANT the hairs plucked out of my face, 12 or not!

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#20

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Posted: 1/25/09 at 5:14pm

See? Not good. The drag-queen eyebrows wouldn't be so bad if she'd only wear a little less make-up. Does anyone honestly think overly made-up women are more attractive than ones who are less so?



Look at 'em! What's going on?!

Also, Brian d'Arcy James looks like a more attractive version of my boss. I'm really really NOT big on my boss, which has the unfortunate side effect of me becoming irrationally annoyed whenever I see Brian d'Arcy James, which is sad, because I used to love him and his eyebrows.

Ooh, I tell you who else has epic eyebrows...

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#21

re: Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 5:19pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOKIT JOE JONAS! He's like the Alistair Darling of the Disney Channel! XD (It's a little bit difficult to find a decent picture of Joe Jonas's eyebrows; he's so determined to keep his fringe covering them at all costs.)



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOKIT ALISTAIR DARLING! I can almost forgive him for being Chancellor of the Exchequer and therefore probably not doing ANYTHING helpful during this recession! XD

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#22

re: Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 5:24pm

BAHAHA! Oh my gosh, that's exactly how Joe's going to look in fifty-odd years. I'm dying here!

You know who's got cool eyebrows? Keira Knightley. I just adore her eyebrows.

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#23

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Posted: 1/25/09 at 5:26pm

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#24

re: Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 5:33pm

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I once heard someone describe her (Ruthie Henshall) singing as sounding as though she's trying to swallow a whole meatball slightly larger than her windpipe. (The same person compared Michael Ball's singing to sounding as though he's sitting on a washing machine on spin cycle and Colm Wilkinson's to a man with a paralyzed lip trying to eat cottage cheese.) --- Schmerg_The_Impaler

Updated On: 1/25/09 at 05:33 PM

#25

re: Eyebrows?

Posted: 1/25/09 at 5:35pm

Kate Walsh has amazing eyebrows. And she uses them so well!