Yeah, they just announced they wanted him in DC to stay on top of future storms.
Hurricane Flicka?
(I know, enough already.) But please, no one is fooled by this non-firing firing. Why should we keep paying this bozo, however? And did everyone see Chertoff bristle when a reporter asked about his resume padding?
Chertoff's Nosferatu demeanor looked even creepier than usual.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling