FREE CANDY or How I learned to shut up and not offer free candy

[ChicagoManic]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:33pm

...ok, not really.

But I am new, and thought that would be a good way to get your attention. Even though I hate when people use that kind of thing. So basically I just wanted to say HEY and I can't wait to start posting. Have a good night everyone!

P.S. If you haven't figured out by my screenname I love Chicago. Woot Woot.

Updated On: 8/12/04 at 09:33 PM

[shlamdiddly]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:36pm

NO FREE CANDY!? That's not very nice!!!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:36pm

Welcome to the boards...I see candy and my finger just hits the enter button. ENJOY !!! You may have to throw candy at some people to get them to back off... be prepared...LOL I also love Chicago.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:36pm

Mother always said, "Never accept candy from strangers".

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:36pm

At least I have a box of Wheat Thins...yum...

[Kelliexo90]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:37pm

I thought you were going to try an abduct me.


Welcome dearrr!!

[shlamdiddly]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:37pm

I have hershey kisses sitting next to me

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:39pm

You got my attention! lol!

Okay, here it is...

Willkommen.
Bienvenue.
Welcome.

Happy posting, and welcome to the family!

[ChicagoManic]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:42pm

I knew people would pissed about the lack of candy. But what can I tell ya I needed a gimmick.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:45pm

So you try to ingratiate yourself by starting off with an arrant lie!

You have evoked the ire of Dollypop. Now I advise to to tred softly and carry a licorice stick!

[shlamdiddly]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:47pm

>>I knew people would pissed about the lack of candy. But what >>can I tell ya I needed a gimmick.

It worked on me...I saw "FREE CANDY" and immediatly click...and since I didn't say it before I'll say it now...
Hi and welcome

[ChicagoManic]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:56pm

Eek! I've already angered Dollypop.
Hmmmmm I wonder what the responses would have been if I said FREE BLOW**B instead. I think a lot more people would hate me.

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:57pm

If you are a woman, I don't think that most of the men on this board would be affected.

[ChicagoManic]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:59pm

I am not a women, so most of the men whould def be angered. I tried to be non-sexual with the title, but it twas hard.

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:03pm

Eep- now you're gonna get it.

Welcome.

[bythesword84]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:03pm

*looks around* But...but...candy?

[ChicagoManic]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:04pm

Really guys, you'll learn that I'm the only candy you'll ever need.

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:04pm

Well you'll have to replace Judy with your own mug...or body, whichever you prefer. Updated On: 8/12/04 at 10:04 PM

[ChicagoManic]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:07pm

If have to later, but for now Judy stays. Isn't she cute? ISNT SHE?!

[bythesword84]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:20pm

Can I at least get a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup out of this?

[LadyGuenevere]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:21pm

Yes, the women should get some actual candy.

And I want Crispy M&Ms.

[ChicagoManic]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:21pm

I actually have a bunch in my fridge, and if there was some way to deliver it to you, I would.

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:23pm

Give me candy. Now.




Hurry.

[ChicagoManic]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:29pm

I hope a riot doesn't break out, and I get attacked on the street. Hmmmmmmm, well whatever, I'm listening to "Out Tonight" right now, so I'm blissful. Just have to make sure to look in those dark corners when I leave the house . . .

[shlamdiddly]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:30pm

i would like some Now and Laters, please!(I even asked nicely!)