Originally Posted by Broadwayboobs 2004-10-29 07:13:27.0
Apples and Wine.
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the SH*T out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Thanks, Bdwaygirl! He's about halfway there now, isn't he?
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
I'm actually quite insulted, I was supposed to post in his absence!
Oh, Linnie. Linnie, Linnie, Linnie...
Far be it from me to insult anyone, VM. Have at it.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
I thought I saw a post somewhere - from Boobs - that mentioned Linnie's doing it. Of course I also thought I saw a UFO once. And a ghost. (I better stop now)
You probably did, Mamie. I don't get to read the board as much lately, and missed it.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
Well, there you have it. Mystery solved, everybody happy.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Love it!
Is it Linnie's turn tomorrow?
I love this one! So true, so true!!!
Understudy Joined: 6/6/07
LOL I love the daily chuckle
Of course now that I think about it - with Boobs being gone things are kind of blue around here. Maybe we could use 2 a day?
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