FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Posted: 9/16/11 at 7:39am

Little Susie, a six year old , complained:"Mother, I've got a stomach ache."

"That's because our stomach is empty", the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it."

That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day.

Susie perked up: " That's because it's empty", she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."

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At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.

The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."

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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!


Have a great weekend all! Love,Boobs XO