FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/30/11 at 7:51am

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags was ripped and a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her,"Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag."
"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back
and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
" Not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You
didn't steal it, did you?
" No, said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the
Golf course.
On Golf days, a lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in the
fence, right into my flower garden. Kills the flowers. Then I
thought,'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the
fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time
some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold
of it and say, 'O.K buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing, by the way,
what's in the other bag?"


"Well, said the little old lady "not everybody pays"

Have a great weekend all! Keep laughing!