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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart."

The patient is pleased. He asks, "What were their jobs?"

"One was a teacher and the other was a lawyer."
"I'll take the lawyer's heart," says the patient. "I want one that hasn't been used."


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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