FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/20/12 at 8:02am

There was once a woman who was pregnant with triplets. As she walked through a park, a mugger came out, shot her three times in the stomach, stole her things and runs away. She is taken to the hospital, and is told that all three babies are unhurt. However the doctor couldn't remove the three bullets, without severely harming the babies.

16 years later, her three children are upstairs. One of the girls runs down crying her eyes out, saying "Mom, I was peeing and a bullet fell out" So the mom calms her down, and tells her what happened 16 years ago.

A week later, another girl runs up to the mom, crying, saying "Mom, I was peeing and a bullet fell out" So, the mom calmed her down, and again told the story of what happened 16 years ago.

Another week later, the son runs up to the mom, crying his eyes out. Saying.. "MOM!", but before he could finish, the mom says "Yes, I know, you went for a pee and a bullet came out." He replies, "No, I was playing with myself, and I shot the dog."