FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/8/04 at 7:02am
First Day at Kindergarten
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked Emily what she had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Mamie." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Elise what she had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use Big People' words."
She then asked little Andrew what he had done? "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Andrew thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with
great pride, and said, "Winnie the SH*T!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
WiCkEd4LyFfE
Broadway Star Joined: 6/13/04
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/8/04 at 7:21amLol. Good way to start the day! Off to school now! Bell rings in 15 minutes and I am only in high school!
*Kristen*
QueenMuppet
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/29/04
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/8/04 at 7:42am
HAHA, thanks for that! 
QM
'He really wasn't good as Fieyro. Is it just me or does he sort of come across as a pimp? Just...the hand motions I've seen him do and the attitude..not that Taye is a pimp.' - SallyBrown on Taye Diggs as Fiyero
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Posted: 10/8/04 at 7:44am
I must say "thanks" to ~Flowery Friend~ for todays chuckle. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/8/04 at 8:10amI just showed that to my AP Language teacher. He got a kick out of it, as did I.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/8/04 at 8:10am
Thanks to Boobs and Flowery Friend...
Happy Friday!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/8/04 at 8:11amthat was funny Boobs...more than ever today i really needed that chuckle!
#7re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/8/04 at 8:13amBB and FF that one was BRILLIANT! (I just wish I had swallowed my coffee before I finished reading it!)
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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Posted: 10/8/04 at 4:46pmI was just on Amazon.com purchasing a book for my 7 year old nephew. The thing is, he would probaby like a book like this one!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#11re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/8/04 at 6:51pm
*chuckles*
Thanks you two!
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!
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