FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 7:13am

Apples and Wine.

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to
climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the SH*T out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

[mominator]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 7:15am

BB, I LOVE YOU!

[Pip]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 7:15am

I think I'll just stay a grape, thank you very much! Mornin' Boobs!

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 7:20am

how true that is!

[mominator]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 7:22am

Pip do you really want to have dinner with another grape? You have to find the right grape and stomp each other into fine wine.

[Pip]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 7:27am

Basicly grapes are all I've ever dated, mom! Now, the wine making idea sure makes my mind wander, though... I think I'm more into the "press" concept than the "stomp" thing...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 7:29am

Morning Pip,Mom and BW2. I'm glad you enjoyed this. It's so true..for gay men too !!!!

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 7:32am

that it is! that.it.is.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 7:33am

I'm happy to be moving into the raisin stage with my other lovely grape - and we just stick together all the more as we stay pressed in our little box

[Pip]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 7:38am

And that's when the sweetness is most concentrated, too, DG! Can't say I want to pursue that metaphor too far though, wrinkled and shriveled isn't one of my goals in life right now...

[mominator]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 7:41am

DG, that was a lovely thought! Raisinhood is looking mighty wonderful from this neck of the woods as well.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 8:29am

I agree with Pip..."wrinkled and shriveled"...scares me.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 8:31am

That's why there is Botox and Viagra.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 8:39am

SOMMS..did you get to that point already???

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 8:41am

Would I have ex's if that were the case?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 8:45am

Hmmmmm....good point...I'll still have to think about it though. It could be that you wore them out.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 8:46am

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 9:27am

...but every once in a while you find a man who becomes champagne.

...many of them are right here on BWW.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 10:16am

Awwwww Addy..you're just the sweetest pink drinking lady I know.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 10:21am

So true Addy, I've had a few Moet's in my time. But, lately my champagne seems to come with a screw on cap.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 10:22am

At least you're getting a screw, SOMMS.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 10:23am

SOMMS...I've seen of your EX's..they're more like Boones Farm Apple wine.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 10:26am

Boone's Farm Tickle Me Pink, thank you very much!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 10:26am

SOMMS, ya just gotta stop popping your cork for every guy you see!

I am partial to the California sparkling wines, myself

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/29/04 at 10:30am

But Addy, I don't want to turn to vinegar before my time!
And, of course, one of my ex's is a vintage California sparkling wine. Hi Jeff!