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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Apples and Wine.

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to
climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the SH*T out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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BB, I LOVE YOU!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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I think I'll just stay a grape, thank you very much!re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE Mornin' Boobs!
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Pip do you really want to have dinner with another grape? You have to find the right grape and stomp each other into fine wine.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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Basicly grapes are all I've ever dated, mom! Now, the wine making idea sure makes my mind wander, though... I think I'm more into the "press" concept than the "stomp" thing...re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
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Morning Pip,Mom and BW2. I'm glad you enjoyed this. It's so true..for gay men too !!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I'm happy to be moving into the raisin stage with my other lovely grape - and we just stick together all the more as we stay pressed in our little box re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
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And that's when the sweetness is most concentrated, too, DG! Can't say I want to pursue that metaphor too far though, wrinkled and shriveled isn't one of my goals in life right now...re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
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DG, that was a lovely thought! Raisinhood is looking mighty wonderful from this neck of the woods as well.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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I agree with Pip..."wrinkled and shriveled"...scares me.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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SOMMS..did you get to that point already???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Hmmmmm....good point...I'll still have to think about it though. It could be that you wore them out. re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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...but every once in a while you find a man who becomes champagne.

...many of them are right here on BWW. re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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Awwwww Addy..you're just the sweetest pink drinking lady I know. re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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So true Addy, I've had a few Moet's in my time. But, lately my champagne seems to come with a screw on cap.
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At least you're getting a screw, SOMMS.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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SOMMS...I've seen of your EX's..they're more like Boones Farm Apple wine.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Boone's Farm Tickle Me Pink, thank you very much!
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SOMMS, ya just gotta stop popping your cork for every guy you see!

I am partial to the California sparkling wines, myself re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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But Addy, I don't want to turn to vinegar before my time!
And, of course, one of my ex's is a vintage California sparkling wine. Hi Jeff!

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