FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:55am

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't give you cyanide to
kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

[AReinkingfan]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 7:28am

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Good one!!

[laactress]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:41am

LMAO!!!!! That is some funny S*it!

[mominator]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 12:00pm

Oh BB, now that was FUNNY!

[watchME]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 12:45pm

Oh, I just love it. LOVE IT ALL.
Thanks Boobs, I'm not sure if I've ever told you this, but I religously read your morning "chuckles". And, without them I'd be a much less pleasant person.

[Britt0913]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 12:46pm

Boobs, the jokes just keep getting better! Keep 'em coming, they're what make my days fun!

[Aisy]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 12:50pm

That was funny as hell, you should try to post some afternoon "chuckles" just to cheer us up

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 1:11pm

You're all so kind and don't worry I WILL keep them coming. Remember...laughter is the best medicine.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/3/04 at 1:41pm

I think the one yesterday was better, but this one is great too.