FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/3/04 at 6:55am
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't give you cyanide to
kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/3/04 at 7:28am
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Good one!!
"Life without music equals death."
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/3/04 at 11:41amLMAO!!!!! That is some funny S*it!
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/3/04 at 12:00pmOh BB, now that was FUNNY!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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Stand-by Joined: 8/26/04
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/3/04 at 12:45pm
Oh, I just love it. LOVE IT ALL.
Thanks Boobs, I'm not sure if I've ever told you this, but I religously read your morning "chuckles". And, without them I'd be a much less pleasant person.
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/3/04 at 12:46pmBoobs, the jokes just keep getting better! Keep 'em coming, they're what make my days fun!
#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/3/04 at 12:50pmThat was funny as hell, you should try to post some afternoon "chuckles" just to cheer us up
#7re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/3/04 at 1:11pmYou're all so kind and don't worry I WILL keep them coming. Remember...laughter is the best medicine.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#8re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 12/3/04 at 1:41pmI think the one yesterday was better, but this one is great too.
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