FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/17/04 at 7:04am

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle 1.75 liter Crown Royal Reserve


Sample the Crown to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Crown
again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.


Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the
Crown is still OK, try another cup .
just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cupof dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit
off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Crown to
check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or
something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Crown Royal. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
the bowl through the window, finish the
bottle of Crown Royal and make sure to put
the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 12/17/04 at 7:32am

BOOBS! where the hell have you been? I miss you SO much!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/17/04 at 7:36am

Hi JID...I miss you so much too. Work has me busy during the day and at night I'm trying to get everything done to celebrate my favorite Holiday !!! It seems we miss each other. I Love You darling. XOXOOX

[ALittleNorthofKansas]

Posted: 12/17/04 at 7:53am

Thanks for the new Christmas recipe. I will try it this weekend.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 12/17/04 at 7:56am

I understand Boobs! I'm in the depths of exam hell. Right now I have to go do my conducting exam. Which will actually only take me 10 minutes to conduct and rehearse a piece. But I have to be there for five hours because our class comprises the "band" which we conduct. And I use that term loosely because we're all playing secondary instruments (I'm playing the clarinet, which I haven't touched since highschool, when I vowed I would never play it again). So this will be the five hours from hell.
So it's good to start the day off wtih some Boobs lovin'!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/17/04 at 7:59am

Good Luck with all the exams JID...that is the 1 thing I don't miss about college.

[TheaterGeek91]

Posted: 12/17/04 at 9:10am

Well, BB, all I can say is good thing you aren't too busy to post a chuckle! And Cherry Mistmas to you too!
I will miss your chuckle this coming week, as I am leaving today for NYC!!!

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 12/17/04 at 9:16am

Boobzy.....Oh, how I missed you and your morning chuckles.

[liotte]

Posted: 12/17/04 at 10:44am

Thanks for the laugh... That sounds like something I should try every meal I cook, as I don't know how and if it doesn't come in a box in the freezer and can be microwaved, I don't eat it!

[LilElphaba]

Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:11am

Thanks-i have nothing to do. I'm home SICK around Holiday time! It stinks! I hope i get better soon! like in maybe 4 hours...me and my friend were supposed to go shopping today!

[laactress]

Posted: 12/17/04 at 11:51am

Where do you come up with these? My goodness. :)

[CJR]

Posted: 12/17/04 at 1:09pm

Boobs! That was FABULOUS!!! Haha

And it actually sounds like me when cooking/baking anything with liquor involved...