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Posted: 2/25/05 at 5:09am
Two women, who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls Night Out, and overdid the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers...but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves.
So she dried herself with the ribbon.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now.
My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came home with a card stuck to hers that said,
" FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION,
WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers...but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves.
So she dried herself with the ribbon.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now.
My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came home with a card stuck to hers that said,
" FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION,
WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
