FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/25/05 at 5:09am
Two women, who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls Night Out, and overdid the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers...but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves.
So she dried herself with the ribbon.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now.
My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came home with a card stuck to hers that said,
" FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION,
WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/25/05 at 5:23am
Morning DG my friend...I wish I could stay and chat, but I must run and catch my bus..hope to see you online later. Hugs to you. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/25/05 at 8:29am
LOL, Bboobs.
Marry me so I can have a laugh every morning! :o)
That is, if Rath will share!
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ALittleNorthofKansas
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/04
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/25/05 at 8:31amThanks for this and all your morning chuckles.
Jamie Hat
Broadway Star Joined: 4/5/04
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/25/05 at 8:51amWow. Thank you again. What would I do without boobs?
#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/25/05 at 3:09pm
That's brilliant! Thanks.
Happy Friday!
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#7re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/25/05 at 3:19pmThanks Boobs, perfect way to start off my spring break!
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#9re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/25/05 at 3:24pm
Yeah *looks outside at snow*
BUT I get another week off for easter (the only good thing about this catholic school).
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!
#10re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/25/05 at 3:32pminsomniak, it's on the early side for me too.
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