FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:05am

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro was.
"Top of the mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out of his pocket.
"So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant.
"They're called tees," replied Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger.
"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at FORD think of everything !!!

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 5:39am

LOL!

LOve it Boobs!

[Liam]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 6:22am

oh my gosh why are you up at this time!

[paradox_error]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 6:27am

I could say the same for you, young man...

[mominator]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 7:24am

LOL.... Good one Boobsiediddles!

[TheaterGeek91]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:13am

That was very good! And happy Friday!

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 8:29am

Paradox:

LOVE your signature quote (I can hear Emma's voice as I read it!)

[Elphaba]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:08pm

hehehe......good one

[matthius202]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:34pm

lol..that's great

[AndyHardy]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:45pm

Boobs, u never fail!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:51pm

golf, anyone?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:52pm

Fore ... er, two!

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 4/8/05 at 12:53pm

Now that joke I got!!