FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 5:06am
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said," That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Marquise
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#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 6:17amHAAHAHAHAHAHAH. Excellent. She said excellent. It was excellent.
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 7:06amThat was hilarious!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 7:24ami have no time to read it but thank you you just reminded me it was friday
#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 7:37am
Morning Doxy..good seeing you this drizzly Friday morning. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 7:43am
That was great boobs! Thank you so much for a good start to my Friday How's your day so far?
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#8re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 7:51am
So far okay Kel..just praying that flights aren't cancelled or delayed tonight...I hate being stranded at the airport.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 5/20/05 at 07:51 AM
#9re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 7:56amWhere are you headed? (And don't you mean praying that they "aren't" canceled or delayed?)
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#10re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 8:09amOooopps..yes..I fixed that...LOL !!! Flying to Chicago to see my new nephew who was born on Sunday...I need to start spoiling him.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#11re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 8:12amAWW thats great! Congrats!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#12re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 8:15amThanks..I posted a picture of him the other day on the baby picture thread.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#13re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 8:21am
One blonde yells across the river to the other blonde on the opposite bank, "How do you get to the other side?"
The reply comes back, "You are on the other side."
#14re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 8:29amGood morning all! Thank you for the (muchly needed!) giggles.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#15re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 9:01am
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#16re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 10:41amROFL, very good Boobs
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#17re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 12:44pmYou Brighten my day boobs!!!
Life is like a patio door, you never know which side is open... and then you run into the glass.... ~Connie and Carla
#18re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/20/05 at 1:02pmNow you all know why I'm such a good swimmer!
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