FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 5:06am

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.

One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said," That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal."

[Marquise]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 5:34am

:: COFFEE HITS SCREEN ::

LMFPRAO!!!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 6:17am

HAAHAHAHAHAHAH. Excellent. She said excellent. It was excellent.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 6:19am

Long time no good morning, Boobsididdles!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 7:06am

That was hilarious!

[Liam]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 7:24am

i have no time to read it but thank you you just reminded me it was friday

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 7:37am

Morning Doxy..good seeing you this drizzly Friday morning.

[KelRel]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 7:43am

That was great boobs! Thank you so much for a good start to my Friday How's your day so far?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 7:51am

So far okay Kel..just praying that flights aren't cancelled or delayed tonight...I hate being stranded at the airport.

Updated On: 5/20/05 at 07:51 AM

[KelRel]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 7:56am

Where are you headed? (And don't you mean praying that they "aren't" canceled or delayed?)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 8:09am

Oooopps..yes..I fixed that...LOL !!! Flying to Chicago to see my new nephew who was born on Sunday...I need to start spoiling him.

[KelRel]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 8:12am

AWW thats great! Congrats!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 8:15am

Thanks..I posted a picture of him the other day on the baby picture thread.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 8:21am

One blonde yells across the river to the other blonde on the opposite bank, "How do you get to the other side?"

The reply comes back, "You are on the other side."

[mominator]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 8:29am

Good morning all! Thank you for the (muchly needed!) giggles.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 9:01am

[Elphaba]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 10:41am

ROFL, very good Boobs

[broadwayalto01]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 12:44pm

You Brighten my day boobs!!!

[shira467]

Posted: 5/20/05 at 1:02pm

Now you all know why I'm such a good swimmer!