FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/29/05 at 4:58am
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers
down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards !
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/29/05 at 7:50amLove it!
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#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:04am
LOL - good one, my friend! Hope you have a great day! 
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#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/29/05 at 9:30amNiiiiice, Boobs. ;D
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#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/29/05 at 10:20amThat was so funny and still adorable!
#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/29/05 at 10:27am
A 40-year-old woman, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she went to several plastic surgeons before choosing the best money could buy. The doctor assured her that he could make her look young for many more years thanks to a new technique he used.
After the operation, the doctor told her that he had put a screw behind each ear that she could tighten as needed, to maintain her fresh young look.
The woman was pleased for several years until one morning, when she noticed bags under her eyes. She stormed furiously into the doctor's office, demanding to know why there were bags under her eyes.
The doctor replied, "Lady, those aren't bags, they're your breasts, and if you don't stop turning those screws you're going to have a beard!"
#7re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/29/05 at 1:14pmHahahaha...
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